Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

Three teams for the women, but only two for the men? This is a clear violation of Title Nine, Jr., Dartmouth.

Eat a sack of dicks, Matthew.

Let There be Roddy White

Dead Sea Sproles

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Hell's Satans

Obviously, this idiot is as deserving of scorn as anyone currently drawing breath, but in the interest of giving a complete picture, I would suggest that he has also gained fame by being a very willing punching bag for writers whose time would probably be better used on just about anything else. He lives for this kind…

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To be fair, it actually is an AP photo.

This should be titled "Mariah Carey shreds"

C'mon now. We here at Deadspin appreciate sage legal insight, and are always eager to welcome any lawyers willing to provide it. We have one guy, I guess you could think of him as our resident attorney, but he's a rather senile, incoherent fellow. Always rambling about First Amendment rights and shit.

Let me guess. Raiders fan.

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

In seventh grade I used to wear a pair of cargo pants that you could zip off at the knees and transform into cargo shorts.

Wow, what a load of tripe. Statutory rape is always a crime, but the victims are not always harmed by it. Many children mature into young adults before the age of consent - and some after. We set the limit where we do to protect the vulnerable, but it undeniably also prevents some more mature youngsters enjoying…

Contigo Autoseal, hands down.

Lots of people at the office I used to work (engineering/construction firm) at had these. A coworker got me one for Christmas and I officially became a member of the cult for these things.

They're indestructible, mine has survived lots of drops and knocks from roof of a car onto gravel. …

Contigo Autoseal, hands down.

Lots of people at the office I used to work (engineering/construction firm) at had…

I'm interested in the not big deal costume Marchman's talking about