Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

Three teams for the women, but only two for the men? This is a clear violation of Title Nine, Jr., Dartmouth.

Eat a sack of dicks, Matthew.

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Obviously, this idiot is as deserving of scorn as anyone currently drawing breath, but in the interest of giving a complete picture, I would suggest that he has also gained fame by being a very willing punching bag for writers whose time would probably be better used on just about anything else. He lives for this kind…

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To be fair, it actually is an AP photo.

This should be titled "Mariah Carey shreds"

C'mon now. We here at Deadspin appreciate sage legal insight, and are always eager to welcome any lawyers willing to provide it. We have one guy, I guess you could think of him as our resident attorney, but he's a rather senile, incoherent fellow. Always rambling about First Amendment rights and shit.

Let me guess. Raiders fan.

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

In seventh grade I used to wear a pair of cargo pants that you could zip off at the knees and transform into cargo shorts.

I'm Swiss, and I'm offended by that.

Give me a break. It was like 15 years ago.

Does this mean you're leaving If so, we'll miss you, Kif.