Because they want to remind you that they can kill you any time they like.  That you're still breathing because they allow it, for now.

As a convicted felon who served his sentence, is he allowed to possess a firearm? In any event, even if you didn’t know his history, is a guy pointing a gun at you in his photo someone you’d  think “Hmmm....maybe.”

2 Big Macs a day keep the COVID-19 away

Stupid virus. You had ONE job, FFS

Agreed, like literally none of this is accurate at all. Trudeau himself has been in self-quarantine for about a week now, it’s ridiculous to say that they’re trying to hide his illness when they’re explicitly making a point of treating him like any other potentially-infected Canadian. If they wanted to hide it they…

Sanchez is also super smart. Show your mom this; the mic-drop pic of Sanchez:

However, reports about Grégoire Trudeau’s illness mobilized an entire country to take better care of itself...

Bolsonaro tested positive and then walked it back with a second ‘negative’ test. May his arrogance fill his lungs.

My daughter is 4, and no longer sticking everything in her mouth, and she loves water beads. I bought a small jug on Amazon for $6, and a few tablespoons soaked in water produced a shitload of squishy water beads. I got an hour of uninterrupted work done because she was using a little ladle to transfer them between…

Great advice, you could be raising the next Francis Ford Coppola(who had polio as a child) which means you could be the grandparent of the next Sophia Coppola or the aunt/uncle of the next Nic Cage. My condolences.

No one will ever convince me that she’s good looking. She looks like a microwaved barbie doll. Either that or she got her plastic surgery in chernobyl and NOT in the exclusion zone.

Let’s hope he keeps his hand in the blender.

You just know hers will be the first palm out for those new hospitality sector subsidies her father and Mnuchin announced today. (You just know the Trump Organization will get theirs before Marriott or Hilton or anyone else sees a dime)

You ever seen her father try to operate an umbrella? Next, Jared tries to make his own smoothie!

I never said that vast numbers of people weren’t hypocrites. The whole “freedom for me not for thee". Shtick.

Who has a bunch of brooms? I have a swiffer and think I’m pretty average on that count. 

I don’t know. I always got the idea that before anything else America seemed to push rabid individualism as it’s core ideal. And that fits that girls response to a T (the contempt for doing something that inconveniences her for a greater good). I mean the other “American Ideals” often seem framed off of that one. At…

“I mean...don’t you have a famous con man for a daddy that you can parlay into a profitable grift?”

“And to replace that lost income from not working, set up manufacturing and brand licensing deals with China! I don’t know why everyone thinks that’s hard!”

And of course, photos shot with backlight diffused through billowing Egyptian cotton sheets are always so flattering.