Oh my goooooood I fucking loved this game but for ages couldn’t find out the name of it. Thanks.

Exactly. He’s not going to spend his entire life playing eSports.

This is all just a big Kojima troll leading up to Z.O.E. 3 *rocks back and forth in corner of room*

Yeah you’re right diminishing returns after you use the move a few times would make sense for balancing.

Yep and now Lets plays are the substitute for people that don’t have that kind of social outlet, for whatever reason. I think it’s a good thing for people that don’t have a lot of friends or maybe just don’t have any friends that are into games like them.

I wouldn’t say it defeats the purpose but rather offers a different purpose, a different form of immersion. Did you ever go to lazer tag with a bunch of friends as a kid imagining you were in a totally different world? This is like one of my childhood dreams. Hell if it was decent enough maybe it could become an…

I guess, we were just fascinated by all the different designs and the instant gratification for doing no work at all lol.

Probably a more recent one is editing game files for Borderlands 2 with a friend so we had infinite gold chest keys. We’d sit in front of that thing for an hour straight just checking out all the cool guns rather than playing the game.

Dipshit clueless gamur gurl

This.. this is real..?

I'm not a huge fan of it purely because everyone constantly plays it. Does nobody like a little variety? You just want to get so good at one map that you dominate on it and nothing else?

Isn’t this an obvious April Fools prank?

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Then I only remember the very end of the third, when spoilers, Neo is Jesus.

I'm one of the few people I know who thoroughly enjoyed the second Matrix movie. I was never in it for the plot, I was in it for the batshit action. I think some people got annoyed by that though, they saw it as their "deep philosophical" film being transformed into a typical action movie, which to their credit, it…

Aw man.. kudos but I was really hoping the controller use would be more like actual drum playing.

I never explicitly stated it to anyone but somehow I picked up on this a lot when playing. Hidden in plain sight, everywhere you look.

Please.. buy my game... I need your lifeforce..

My favourite memory is the innocent feeling I had playing this game and others like it before the concept of mortality set in, and the cold unforgiving claws of reality ripped the very Earth on which I stood away from me, teaching me to know true despair.

You had any doubt whatsoever there would be more of this. He'll beat this horse until it stops pooping out money, which isn't going to be for a while.