Humans are so focused on definitions. Just enjoy your Chinese cartoons.

Freddy touched my donger.

Step 1. Uninstall the game

Nailed it. Author has no idea what they're talking about.

Really wanted to see more zord fighting than the forced drama but eh. Cool.

Wasn't there a song that reset the clock in game though? I'm pretty sure. So you'd have to return to the main town hub but you'd never really run out of time.

Suppose you guys have a point, for such an easy to get to easter egg I guess it's length is pretty appropriate.

Unfortunately it's super short and virtually pointless, but eyyy... Mario or whatever I guess.

Now if only they'd make a BLAME! anime rather than that weird OVA.

Oh my fuck I need me some capsule corp sneaks

You need to develop a stronger sense of internet scrutiny. It was obvious before 30 seconds it wasn't going to be funny.

I just played through the Saints Row 4 Xmas DLC last night, for 2 bucks it was totally worth it.

Lots of build for absolutely no payoff.. I can't say I'm impressed but hey props for trying something new.

I see nothing more than a slight contrast/brightness increase.

That's only the tip of the iceberg folks.

How hopelessly out of touch.

hahahaha

Okay I give you The Long Dark, that's actually a decent, genuine survival game.