There is no way in the world she didn’t sign away the right for her image to be used in future marketing. If she didn’t sign away this right, then Fiji needs to clean house and hire a new law firm.

Like five people are trans. You know this, right?

Party divisions! Purity tests! This is why Trump won!

1) Neither of these is a point of order.

The next day, CNN reported Harris advisers said she would be “open to the more moderate health reform plans, which would preserve the [insurance] industry.”

The most hilarious thing is the tweets you read from these media blogger types who’ve just been laid off. It will invariably be something like, “If you want a snarky go-getter who writes about the intersection of race, gender, and celebrity gossip, hire me!” I’m always shaking my head, like, if this person gets hired,…

Well that’s what I’m saying. The mainstream brands that “killed” the wagon, the manual, etc. do know what they are. They are car companies that want to make money. The wails of embittered, ever-more-irrelevant car enthusiasts don’t generate income, unfortunately.

No, it really doesn’t.

Good. There’s no need for this many jobs in media. The entire reason why we can’t even get actual fucking news anymore is because the media landscape has become all about hacks trying to differentiate themselves by chasing “takes” that even they, themselves, probably don’t even believe in. I remember a time when,…

I think it’s worth mentioning, as well, that the worst thing you can do if you’ve got “online haters” is try and turn that shit into your entire reason for being online. There are so many people on Twitter, for example, whose whole presence on the platform is built around them moaning about all the haters they’ve got.…

What I have yet to figure out is how they can make the Civic look like such ass, but the Accord look so amazing. They have the worst looking compact car on the market, and the best looking midsized sedan. It’s fucking weird.

Well, what’s the alternative? Maintain lines of wagons and a manual option for everything under the sun just to satisfy some 5% of hypothetical buyers who aren’t ultimately going to choose your niche-featured product anyway? It’s like that Glengarry Glen Ross line about the couple that has no money but “likes to talk…

(C) would likely end up being the target of major fraud, just like Medicare is now, which would drive the costs up;

No, he’s going to run, he’s going to win, and you’re going to vote for him in the general.

And before any Hillary stans chime in with an obligatory “Ah, Ralph Nader: the original Bernie!”, the point is not to advocate for Ralph Nader.

Great, but it’s not the kind of competition that’s good for consumers. So all I’m saying is that people should stop acting like Epic is performing any sort of beneficial service here. No, they’re greasing palms in order to gain exclusives. It’s competition, but it’s not consumer-friendly.

Which is fine. I don’t personally care if Epic is being “friendly” or not. I’m just sick of people pretending that this is the sort of competition that’s inherently beneficial to consumers. In this case, Deep Silver is passing on some of the love to customers, because apparently their special exclusivity deal with…

If exclusivity follows from devs making a choice on rheir own steam, without undue influence, then whatever. But Epic is obviously greasing palms to make it happen, which is something Steam has never done. That’s the only way you arrive at a situation where Deep Silver is selling the game for $10 less on Epic,…

Yes, after people complained.

No, they didn’t. Epic is throwing away the proceeds from the better cut on the Epic store by charging players $10 less over there. They are 100% in an exclusive deal with Epic because of a behind-the-scenes sweetheart deal where they get cash in exchange for not releasing the game elsewhere. That’s the only way their…