In regards to “dress how you want to be addressed”:

okay Beyonce was amazing... but can we talk about Lady Gaga for a second? our national anthem is known among singers for being a bitch and a half, and girl NAILED it without breaking a sweat. I was seriously impressed.

Because some of us are old enough to remember removing 70s wallpaper. It was a nightmare. Fortunately, advances in adhesives make the job easier these days.

867-5309.

Calm down there, Satan.

I think a case can be made that being a member of the Palin family is cause enough for PTSD

You know, maybe your son is.... I dunno..... an asshole?

I am adding “turgid dong” to my list of things to call people. Thanks.

Great, so now there’s some fuckhead psycho who tried to finish the job that Richard Dear started? Ugh. I really need to build a spaceship and look for life elsewhere.

This seems...super unlikely to me. Like, was it so tight it was injuring the skin on its own? Did she already have an open cut or something there? What the FUCK was she doing with that hair tie that would get enough virulent bacteria on it to cause that kind of serious infection? IDK, this sounds like urban legend…

Kitchenette??! Fuck. They're eliminating the joy in this place.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Confession time: I have photos of my three year old sitting at a bar drinking apple juice out of a shot glass. Not my idea, we were having lunch in the beer garden and his Daddy was taking him to the bathroom...

Can’t we all just stick to Instagramming our lunch and or dinner and call it a day?

Re: E. I cannot imaging having multiple kids to ferry around to sports and clubs, etc. on top of working full time and housework (fucking hockey? 4:30 fucking am practice???). It’s just madness, or at least that’s how I view it. I never had kids, but I am kinda waiting things out on the other side for a couple of…

You hit the nail on the head with the “lifestyle childhood” bullshit that goes on. I really had to swim against the tide in order not to get caught up in it when my kids were little. Obviously when the kids are tiny and constantly trying to kill themselves, it’s hard to relax and have free time because you do have to…

I don’t know. They may have a point. Those cups don’t look anything like the ones Jesus drank his Gingerbread Lattes out of.

Chickenfreude?

I miss when the comment section was just more crazy ass restaurant stories.

Uh. I can assure you that being someone’s fiancé doesn’t grant you the ability to make medical decisions for the person. Fuck, I couldn’t even get Comcast to talk to me when my husband and I were engaged. You have no legal rights as a “fiancé"