Who cares? You’re their all time best seller!

Well Cecilia...

Gosh, it’s too bad you’re not the president.

No, the CIA didn’t have great control over the missiles during the campaign against the USSR.

“Stuff happened, and then it was now.”

Nice to hear you boil down 70 odd years of history into a schoolyard fight. I would love to hear your take on the Palestinian Israeli conflict.

Yeah man, 10 minutes to actually load a game then getting hit with an update is ridiculous.

Is the name of it going to be Update Required! the league? Will it be a competition about who can delete their cached file the quickest so you can actually load the game? I don’t know how this game runs on PC or PS but on Xbox it’s a buggy shitty mess which is a shame because the gameplay is actually pretty good.

What is this the Magic School Bus? Swim through the Vitreous Humor to the optic nerve then take a left and you should be able to get out through ear eventually.

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. Why does EVERY SINGLE ARTICLE on this site have to have an immediate comment about politics? Does your type have no off switch? Do you look at every single event in your life through the lens of the current president and whatever they are proposing that day? Holy shit.

Jesus

Because when one of their batteries does burn or explode, the class action lawsuit will be even bigger.

So many numbers and I have no idea what any of them mean. It’s like watching CNBC

I can’t be the only one who thought this was going to involve some sweet sweet Pinocchio penetration, right?

NCAA: “There are 380,000 NCAA student-athletes, and most of them will go pro in something other than sports. We’ll be the only pimp, thank you very much”

There are 67 teams this year in the WFA this year and the majority of them shouldn’t be there. That’s not a knock on the players, but a lot of games turn out to be 65-0 and that’s not good for women’s football. No one is going to want to watch a game that ends in the first quarter.

“Mother, why are there no more Armenians?”

Pom Squad: What Happens When the Cheering Stops?

I totally read that, and most certainly imagined that as porn squad.