D.B. Pooper

The dude is actually 45 feet tall.

Eryk, Justen and Auston must be the most selfless players on the team.

Same country that has police in schools and presses battery charges against 6th graders for fighting.

John D. Rockefeller over here

tell that to william mckinley

I’m gonna build a space ship to Alpha Centauri and make Carthage pay for it.

He sounds great. When is his confirmation hearing?

You could probably stop searching for sex toys since the ads are propagated via your viewing history.

Unrelated, but I don’t know where else to post this. I get Kotaku isn’t necessarily a kid friendly site, but what can be done to remove the giant purple dildo from the frequently occurring add from Adam and Eve?

She faced not one, not two, not three, not four, not five, but at least six surgeries if it landed on her!

Little known fact: Kim Kardashian has a really big ass.

I enjoyed the little graphic at the beginning of the game that was like “Here are some great Lions players who retired at 30 rather than continue to play for the Lions.”
Vintage Lions, indeed.

Or in olde english parlance 1 Julio Franco.

There’s no need to go down the Godwin’s Law route. He won because Clinton was fundamentally a flawed candidate, she didn’t address the needs of the large voting bloc of white democrats in rust belt states, and she couldn’t mobilize the vote in the areas where it mattered. I live in these areas and I voted Democratic…

And how many primary voters stand behind their choice to support HRC even now? How many people are proud to have backed someone who lost what might go down as the most important election of our lifetimes? I see lots and lots of people talking about how this loss was everyone but Hillary’s fault. People stood by their…

Although this may be an unpopular opinion I feel like her range is out of control. Too many times a team has been on the point about to cap, and were thwarted by her “High Host” ultimate. The Man in Blacks ult should cancel it out, but somehow we’ve been down that road many times before, with the same results.

"Man, I love supplements. I can't stand it when restaurants give out hard candy instead."

Did you show her? And by show her I mean gouging out her eyes, taking them with you on your workouts and using them in your shaker cup.