I’ve switched over to Aleve. It helps me better than ibuprofen and you end up taking way less of it.

I want a barrow. It’ll be called Ms. Bear’s Howe, and local teens will come out to booze and party and perform ritual animal sacrifice on it. Their youthful exuberance will fuel my rise to power. And upon the appointed day I shall burst forth as the Barrow-wight Queen to enslave my enemies and bring plague and discord…

THIS. This is me right now. I’m so terrified of how my mom is going to react when she finds out she’s not invited to my wedding. Mr. Bear-to-Be and I have decided that no family members, on either side, are going to be invited - solely because we don’t want her there and don’t want to give her ammunition.

**Michigoose

If you can't love me/just who exactly can you love?

The toothpick thing is AWFUL. I've started using nailheads in different sizes to make dots. It works quite well! I've never used a dotting tool, but I think the result would be pretty similar.

Fuck that NOISE

I dressed as Melisandre from Game of Thrones, once. It worked when I had red hair. I like sweet pickles, dancing by myself, and getting Lord of the Rings themed tattoos.