Bethe is going to die five separate deaths in the first round.

Hmm. So I guess it isn’t this girl:

Unless of course the EMTs strap you face down on the gurney and you suffocate.

Nah. If Amber Rose had just followed her curfew she wouldn’t be stripping.

It frequently blows my mind how many of these hackers come off as really, really fucking stupid. Not like ‘bad decisions’ stupid; just plain old stupid, stupid.

“I’d probably be a vegan wolf, yeah”

Scrapple. Don’t forget the scrapple.

A woman on NY1 compared De Blasio to Hitler over this.

This could pan out like Marion Cotillard in Batman (she claimed that her character would NOT turn out to be Tali Al Ghul- she lied). A bunch of people will be all “But but but you said you were dead!!!!” and Kit will be like “Deal with it.”

I don’t believe you

Sadly I doubt his race will make a huge difference. A year or so ago a man with down syndrome (white) was refusing to leave a movie theater, so cops cuffed him and put him on his stomach. Also a sufferer of asthma, he died lying there on a filthy movie theater floor.

You are a very intelligent, compassionate and thoughtful person.

Portland, ME is a beautiful place and I’m sorry Pinkham is being such an insufferable prick (his default, to be fair).

You didn’t read the whole article, did you....

Whichever option makes me seem smarter

I highly suggest reading the entire article before zipping to the comments section, writing a complaint and searching for a gif to accompany it.

It’s satire, darling. Ther’es a fucking DOG being suggested as the TIGER. YOU have a fucking seat, read the entire article before you comment, and calm the motherfuck down.

Stop lying. It’s ok. You didn’t understand the satire and now you’re backtracking saying “Oh I got it, I just didn’t think it was funny and anyway it’s still racist tbh.”

I’m with you. People being told they’re wrong on the internet is like, ahead of paying bills for me.

*hypocrisy