“How many soldiers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”

LOLOLOL please make true.

Yes. Thanks for playing.

I love Sinead and hate that her singing for Conor made me think positive thoughts about him (if even in a roundabout way).

Jaden Is Probably Trying To Maintain A More Metaphysical Perpective On This Matter. What If The World Is Cornrows And We Are All The Hair?

First sentence: ok whatever. I still think you’re an asshole but I also believe you are telling the truth when you say that you have no-fucking-idea what Amandla was talking about.

Bizarre generalization.

I have more of a problem with Kylie saying “I woke up like disssss.” Girl. It’s been a year. People aren’t saying that anymore. And you don’t talk like that in real life. Just stop.

Ugh he was unfathomably handsome.

Patti would fuck him up.

It’s sooooo bad.

“Hmm, so much for “equality” right?”

2/10

How much do you wanna bet the nanny charges it to 100 and then just plays angry birds on it for a minute

real fucking talk i freaked out when that u2 album was on my new iphone. i simply cannot stand for this sort of adult contemporary propaganda

“Well clearly the Rock n Roll lifestyle isn’t for everyone” -Whoopi Goldberg

That whole album makes me ugly cry. “Some Unholy War” is another one that is so devastatingly real.

Go easy, he seems like a nice dude

I’m sorry you wrote that very thoughtful post for nothing.

“not my mama’s recipes”