I mean.

how will all the johnny-come-lately fans ever get over this loss?

Congratulations, Roberta Vinci!!!

Lots of people are upset about this and I get that we are all pulling for Serena, but I’m happy for Vinci all the same. Holy crap! She knocked out the No.1 player in her sport! And at No.43 no one expected she was capable of that most likely.

Yup, guilty. (Jewish mother joke)

Speaking of TMZ, and to everyone who celebrates. L’Shana Tova

Because you’re not allowed to have feelings about, or be impacted by the decisions of your closest family.

I see what you did there, and I really, really appreciate it.

Lots of tripping going on in Eastern Europe these days.

They do realize that she wasn’t jailed for living out her Christian faith, right

God, if you're there, pleaaaaase make this footage available to us mortals.

...I'm not sure whether this offends me more as a Jew or as a gay person.

Please make this show go away. It will never be the same without Joan.

Dude stop. You’re #notallmening except it’s #notallwhitepeopleing. It’s derailing.

you are a delight to me and a perfect antidote to the snark around here.

they key phrase in freaky friend fiction is fiction, but you actually seem like up to 11 mad so i’m sorry for teasing.

“I ate Carolina-style brisket and cherry hot sauce”