That knee thing may be the stupidest thing I have ever seen in a tabloid and that is a really, REALLY high bar. Or low, as it were.

Totally. I don't want to come down on these women - to each their own - and nothing's wrong with erotica buuuuuuuut. Being this publicly enthusiastic for 50 Shades of Grey is not something I'd put my face on. Especially on national television.

Looking at Justin Bieber, I just don't understand how he is attractive to girls. He makes me not want to have a vagina.

Well, I've never watched the show, as I stated in my very first comment. According to Wikipedia, it's been on the air for 4 years so it's not like my assumption was stupid — it was, in fact, entirely logical.

It's amazing that he felt he had the authority to start an acting school after his contribution as Dodgson.

The best thing about aging is that the older I get, the fewer fucks I give about the opinions of dickwads like these.

I thuoght Jesse Tyler Ferguson was peeing standing up into a sink on a overturned trash barrel while wearing fab high heels. Then I scrolled down...

In the movie version, I was totally rooting for Luna and Harry, but that's because those two actors had way more chemistry than the wooden board that played Ginny.

Neville Longbottom and his wife might drink too much.

No one is buying Robin Thicke's creepy-ass album.

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

Kids know how much words hurt, that's why school bullies tease until tears come. I'm not buying that excuse.

The Chris Evans/Sandra Bullock news makes me irrationally happy. I just want her to have all the good things!

Please, tell us more about class, Sparklefarts.

I hope someone punches Jonathan Cheban in his stupid fucking face and then throws him in a river.

I don't care about her age, I just wish she'd find something new to do. The LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I'M WILD AND SEXUAL is kinda tired after it's 30 year run.

I think public proposals should have the same standard whether it's for prom or marriage: don't do it unless you know the other person's answer already, either because you're already dating (prom) or you've talked about marriage and know the other person wants you to "make it official."

MY GOD I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS WITH MY STUDENTS TODAY!