Anyone who fits this criteria and doesn't give a damn should consider this a good time to "unfriend" her.

So men want us to accept their furry backs, but we shave our legs & underarms, pluck our eyebrows, make sure we have no fuzzy upper lips, and trim/wax down there. Meanwhile, they get to grow stubbly faces (and have us convinced that it's sexy now), and keep their leg hair, arm and knuckle hair, chest hair, armpit…

I've read a ton of romance novels since I was 15, and can honestly say I learned about different sexual positions — and other things — from them. All this without reading the 50 Shades series which I am perversely avoiding after reading the "Look Inside" feature on Amazon. (I hope for better results from the movie,…

I go out with my friends but due to dietary preferences tend to just have a salad and a soda. They order appetizers, drinks, and entrees, and then want to split the check evenly - resulting in me paying $30 for a $15 salad and $2 soda. Without causing a scene, how can I remedy this other than asking for the separate…

Just wondering what the Buddhist faith says about surrogacy?

Highlanders are hot, but don't underestimate the attraction of the Vikings, either. Or American western cowboys. Thousands of romance novel sales can't be wrong — big, strong, tough & tender.

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

Must go off topic for a sec. Wondering if this movie really was any good. I refuse to watch it because Crystal creeps me out, as does the fact that he was 13 years older than Ryan in this movie.

Dear Lord, how have I never seen this before? I'm reluctantly reminded of a Klingon.

Oh, dear God. Fail that kid pronto.

This then makes me wonder whose knowledge of Roman numerals suffers more - Biebster or the tat artist. Yes, it is a slow morning at work.

I tend to avoid looking at the Biebster's pictures in order to suppress my gag reflex, but Roman numerals have always been weirdly intriguing to me. Is that supposed to say 1975? Because of course, that should then say MCMLXXV. Just curious.

How sad is it that you can train a dog or cat with a spray bottle of water but if you tried that on a street jerk it could be construed as assault. (And I don't need to hear from the animal sympathizers on this one, okay?)

Uh oh, watch out. The trolls hate Wikipedia references of any kind.

Please, though, not this for your baby shower.

I would have preferred a picture of samples of "Male Stars Get Plastic Surgery, Too" rather this this ickyness. Who's gonna eat the baby?

Oh, stop. It wasn't that bad. You can't compare a major motion picture with a live television production. Let it go. Let it gooooo!

This week's grading system:

You must have also been as frustrated as I when the Harry and Ginny finally got their "first kiss" moment in the Room of Requirement instead of after a victorious Quidditch match — during which, btw, Ginny kicked ass in the book version!

Ah, Cap'n, a man after my own heart. Had no idea you'd voiced my exact thoughts a short while ago.