I know, it’s so crazy. If they were actually going to do that they would choose a dungeon in Brussels or something. Or a secret hotel in Saudi Arabia. Or a private island in the Caribbean with all that nice, warm water and beautiful sand. Or an old castle in Scotland, retrofitted to feel like a real castle from…

Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m not anti-Japanese baseball. I actually think it’s flattering that after WWII they picked up our pastime. I’m just saying that clubs these days have been so burned by high-value pros out of Japan that lacked the one thing everyone thought they had - value.

“Fuck white people!” - Alex Alverez

His speech was more of a shoutout to UNICEF and other orgs that are doing actual good around the world than it was a pat on the back for making a show about it, but he still could have added something political in there to make it clear.