Messy Twitter Link Guy is an approved commentator and I’m still in the grays? I am “hurt and disgusted” by this.

Given that #25 was well covered by the ref, why not pass it to #15? He was wide open, with no ref within 15 feet of him.

“Chris Thompson is a soloist. With Thompson, the line dividing altruism from ego is in the eye of the beholder. He’s leading the basketball blogging world in long-form takedowns of Jason Concepcion. Yet if any basketblogger could make takedowns seem selfish … well, that would be Tim Cato. Then it would be Chris.…

So great at jujitsu, but an utter failure as a kamikaze?

Special Delivery Jones

“Pete had a four-star general in the room, one of the army’s top guys. Why wouldn’t you push the envelope?”

Well, second most:

Maybe this is routine legalese, but in what way was Shoop “forced” to sign his contract?

This take presumes that actual NBA general managers (the folks who make the trades) are reading something called “FanRag Sports” and going, “Hmmmm....now I’m not so excited about Porzingis, despite having seen him play, reviewed hours of game film, and having access to multiple professional scouting reports that break…

With so many typos in the very first paragraph I suspect there was at least one other school chronically underfunded.

Overpaid university administrator here.

Smart misses three.

Devonta Freeman on the block!

Came here to make a “Bled so much” pun. Thought long and hard about my life choices. Decided to shut myself down for the season instead.

All we need now is Craig Shoemaker as the sidekick and Sheila E leading the house band.

Is it really a burn, though? Osweiler was a second round pick, and he’s gone to a team that clearly craves second rounders....

I just feel like people should know about how he was a sixth rounder. Got to get the word out about it. Tom. Freaking. Brady. Nobody remembers he was taken in the sixth round. It’s like our little secret, here in this thread about Mike Glennon. Sixth round, man.

Little known fact: Tom Brady was a sixth rounder.

Don’t think Irsay doesn’t already have a 1/5 scale mockup of said banner hanging in his opium den.