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It is as if he’s playing.....Mindgames!

Perhaps I can interest you in a rumor that has the Wizards sending Ian Mahinmi to the Blazers for a 2018 second round pick? Does that bust your block?

Gottfired then ran out of the conference room, red tie flying, looking for someone to hug.

Why doesn’t somebody tell the kid in the middle of the photo at the top of this post he needs to tend to his package a bit? Or is that photo a subtle Penn State jab?

I guess you boys from Temporal Investigations are... always on time.

Hang on there, pardner:

#STICKTOLEISURE

More like a Teen Wolf...Too!

Probably should have rethought the inspirational Bible verse written on the locker room whiteboard.

“Room 714, I’ll be waiting.”

Last time we attend a birthday party at Rex Ryan’s house.

But has it though? Romo has been a warrior...

♡♪!?

Is HR gonna be pissed that I used my Chaucer Stamp on their Revised Reappointment Form?

Only 90 seconds? Saban challenged and wanted a extra second put on the clock.

Kobe, tell me how kvass taste.

Same here. My father in law is an ethical, hardworking, loving man. married to the same woman for 52 years. A terrific father his kids and a grandfather to mine. Held down a job, paid his bills, charity work, good neighbor up and own the line. Dependable. Noble, even.

I hope management doesn’t make a snap decision.