It was hard to see the actual hoisting.

I would loved to have been in the offseason meeting when they decided to bring Hue back. It’s like asking Toonces to drive you back to the top of the cliff.

Jackson could get no traction,

Kelly Whacked By Vacuum Tube, Confirming Suspicions That He Was Never Quite In A Solid State

Getting whacked with a vacuum tube? That really sucks.

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

I don’t want to spoil it for you. Just read “The Story of O” by Pauline Reage. It explains everything.

“Hey, sorry, what’d you say? I didn’t quite catch that.”

Look at all those Jazz Hands

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

What do they have to be thankful for? He hasn’t done shit for that organization he just got there and Yankee fans obviously ain’t impressed with just a name. He isn’t playing in a puddle now, he is a big fish in the biggest fish tank . The mentality is the right one if he doesn’t perform he can f off.

*arbys voice*

Always with the Grayson Allen bat truthers

Ghosts are residents.

Big year for this dude. Roseanne goes back on the air and now this

Wilkerson isn’t going to go after this dipshit. Why would he?

What could it profit Muhammad?

“Although I got zero points for my attempt at the triple axel, in my mind I went for it”

All my wallpaper fell off, and I found Charlotte Perkins Gilman covering her ears for some reason.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

Allan Houston: *ears perk up*