I know just the lawyer to handle this high-profile case.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

We’re all in this together.

I don’t blame him for being mellow. Even if he doesn’t make it as a pitcher, at least he still has that High School Musical money to fall back on.

“Oh, well I’m going to go stare at the coffee machine now.”

And out of bounds

Tom Coughlin would be screaming in your face if you didn’t kick that kid at least 30 yards.

Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

Yeah, his WAR holds him back big time. It’s too bad he got injured because those was a dominate 4 years.

Go to any bar in America at closing time and you’ll find at least one Nice Guy drunkenly letting the mask slip.

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

I would start sliding into a bunch of sports writer’s DMs asking them to write puff-pieces on various high profile athletes because, “Some negative information is going to be revealed soon”. Time to see who actually cares about the shield’s wishes.

1. Delete all tweets.

I think some plausible relocation news (NHL Carolina—>Vegas for instance) is a pretty solid way to terror into a fan’s heart for a brief second.

“Cobb County homeowners will not see their taxes go up one penny”

please apologize for this

“He must complete a series of tasks with increasing levels of physical exertion, and he must be determined to be symptom free after each task.”

I was a stay-at-home dad for the first year. My wife told me I’d be the one who had to sleep train the kid because her Cajun mom instincts ABSOLUTELY wouldn’t let her leave a crying child alone. When it came time for a nap, I’d make some coffee, grab a book and the baby monitor and head for the backyard. I’d turn the…