Or maybe, just maybe, if you’re too overwhelmed by having kids, you should have thought your decision through a little bit more. Good luck continuing to think that the world should stop and normal, human etiquette should go out the door just because you decided to procreate!

And, with the upcoming salary cap explosion, these deals aren’t really as prohibitive as they seem today.

I did not wake up today anticipating that a Heddo quote would make me laugh so hard.

As a Mets fan, I can say at least solid 50-percent of us are mouth-breathing idiots. So just ignore that.

It’s jarring how fast Yo’s trot is here. Last night, he took a solid 25 seconds at least.

This is a heated-pool take!

Honestly, this dude has a problem.

I’ll give you one guess.......

Basically, and speaking as an Islanders fan, that’s hard to do.

That’s so craven.

Do I even have to say it, as an Islanders fan?:

Hmmm, I’m a Nets fan. What pick would I do over...let me think....hmmm....

Money. Teams are allowed to buy picks from other teams in the NBA draft. The Nets have done this in all but one of the last five years.

In fairness to you, Samer, the way the pierogi took the Stunner (Jesus, did I just type that clause?), it makes it look like an RKO.

Nets can buy second round picks in future years, if need be. And at least they have a first next year, even if it’s going to be swapped.

Wired’s Brent Rose dipped a few objects, including a big dildo, in liquid nitrogen and destroyed them, based on the swing, rolled them over to shortstop to hit into an inning-ending 6-4-3 double play.

I’m cool with this, because it sounds interesting, and Radnor seems like a pretty good dude.

I know this is dumb, by I envy cities that have one collective team.

I’m a die hard Mets fan, and I can’t hate on the Royals. If/when the Mets win the Series, I hope it’s in as cool a fashion as the way KC won it last year. When I remove myself from the disappointment, you gotta respect a team that pretty much just refused to not become champions.

AWWWWWWW, RALLIED MONKEY! DON’T YOU DARE BE SOUR!