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Wash cloths: they make sure you ain’t booty!

When my dad and I had Islanders season tickers, my dad always used to boo the little kids when they hit the ice in jest. Only just loud enjoy for me to hear, so I could then in-turn hit him and tell him to stop. To this day, he finds it hilarious.

On GoT:

One of my favorite stories my dad tells is that one time in the ‘80s, he was at a dinner with my mom and some friends. He had to go to the bathroom and when he went into one of the stalls, someone had written, “Free Soviet Jews” on the wall. Then someone wrote underneath, “One per customer!”

This:

That’s fucking filthy.

Actually, Longboat Key is legitimately a gorgeous fucking beach. One of the best in the U.S. by far. I can’t speak to the entire world, as my international travel experience only includes most of the Caribbean, Mexico, Canada, and England, but it really is beautiful.

I shall not, if only so I never have to hear “Even year” again.

This is still money. I wish you had thrown your wife’s bouquet from one side of the room, only to run and catch it yourself on the other.

Basically. Even if you were going to find some warped way to try to calculate this, Rizzo isn’t even the best general manager in his division. That would be Sandy Alderson.

As the nWo warned you years ago, you copperhead bastard:

Man, I am so glad I got off Facebook. The worst.

This Mets/Jets/Islanders fan is rooting for you, dude.

A whimsy, Friday-feeling +1 to you, sir.

I know this is silly, but I hesitate to take up the Sharks cause simply because of all the recent NoCal success (three Giants titles, a Warriors title and the 73 wins). But considering I’m a NY sports fan that has been alive for 10 parades down the Canyon of Heroes and only one of them was for one of my teams (and I

You’ll get no fight from me, sir. “It’s Fun to be Free,” as they (used to) say!

I was sort of wondering when everyone was going to catch on to this.

...they revamped Spaceship Earth and Test Track...

The only reason the contracts aren’t guaranteed is because the NFLPA is a shitty union and folded when they had their D-Day. The MLBPA forced the cancellation of the World Series when they had theirs, and thus, they make the money most commensurate with the revenues they generate.

I’m a Nets fan, so every time I hear Damian Lillard’s name, I just punch a picture of Billy King square in the fucking mouth.