I was just gonna say this. Becerra is mashing at St. Lucie, and he just turned 21. If he pans out, this is an all-time best trade.

Meesa Dobby! Whossa yousa? A muy muy famousa wizard?

I definitely agree with this at heart, except it’s been my experience that it’s very rare to find a trainer that emphasizes form.

Haha thanks, dude. I dig your choices, too. Val Venis is SO good for groosmen! “Heeello, ladiieesss.” Perfection. I tried to get HBK’s theme in there for my groomsmen, but again, the wife was like, “Let’s reeeein it in a bit.”

Point being...?

I pitched it. Especially because the Fink is a Mets fan, as am I, so I figured we could chat over some beverages about how Justin Turner has some untapped potential (turns out we kind of would have been right) and become best friends, of course.

Counterpoint: I entered my wedding reception to “Real American” dressed as Hulk Hogan, with my wife carrying the Winged Eagle championship belt.

A take on the death of takes. How meta!

On the bright side, you can always tell the dudes who haven’t prepared for their fantasy draft when they start taking guys off the board like it’s still 2007.

As a Mets fan with a Yankees fan wife (thus I was forced to watch a lot of late-aughts-to-early-whatever-the-hell-we’re-calling-this-decade Yankees playoff games), I can co-sign on this.

Let’s give Peter Laviolette a boat load of love. The dude is one good coach, and he never gets the kind of credit he should.

I’m down with the moisturizer (I use Aveno Daily), but hair thickener? A complete waste.

WDW was supposed to get this in Tomorrowland, but scrapped it. Why? Because WDW prints money, so why even bother trying?

Actually, I think that look was more like, “I can’t believe this piece of shit is this good at baseball, because fuck that guy.”

Truth. And as a Mets fan that saw nearly all of his at bats in his career prior to the 2016 season, let me assure you that Daniel Murphy is not Babe Ruth.

Hedman did a fantastic job on Tavares all series, but Nikita Kucherov is da real MVP. Tampa’s offense needed a jolt after sleep walking through much of the Detroit series, and without him scoring with 38.4 left in Game 3, this series could easily have been 4-1 the other way.

I’d love to see the names of the rest of his Brood.

Edge? I’m sorry, that’s awesome. Only Canadians have the balls to name their kid after the Rated R Superstar because he’s a fellow countryman.