But save the wedding in whose eyes? One, we don’t know how reliable of a narrator the LW is and two, having kids there doesn’t automatically mean a wedding will be ruined. Some people would be happy with that situation, even in a small setting, some would not. Both feelings are perfectly valid, but it’s not clear…

Just a dumb dude here, but am I missing something? Where is the future spouse in this equation? How about dealing with the asshole sister together? If the future spouse can’t stand up to family now, fuss which side he will choose down the road....

I’m very upset that 39 minutes have passed and this question has yet to be answered.

I have a burning question. I waste time at work on Jezebel. But how does Jezebel waste time at work?

Drive him into madness or perdition with the new Eldritch Eyes palette from Maybelline! Comes in Stygian Silver, Unnameable Umber, Squamous Green, Blue Blasphemy and Antediluvian Midnight. 

specifically kings of goblins

Cosmo or BuzzFeed

If it’s not based on the Babadook I don’t want it.

This is fantastic, but you’re missing one very important option: goblins.