Bad mouth gin all you want, but your first drink isn’t a martini, it’s called a kangaroo. A martini is made with gin. Yes, James Bond is wrong.

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

I know this makes me sound like a cliche of a nostalgic old man, but I do feel like even cynical cash-grabs used to be more sincere when I was a kid.

I loved this movie. Loved it then. Love it now.

Aww, I think it still holds up. “Mid-90s corporate product for kids trying to rebel” is not wrong, but it’s not like your average 14-year-old is getting exposed to Suicide and Poison Idea in the mid-90s. And it does maintain a morose/angry mood well, even the weirder tracks — I really like the quasi-lounge of the RATM…

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen it, but I don’t think his powers are particularly vague - he’s basically a kung-fu zombie. Just a walking corpse who can kick ass. I don’t remember if they cover this in the film, but in the comics he even continues to feel pain so he has to take a bunch of morphine before a fight so…

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You’re right, everything from here is pretty much gravy. What’s your point exactly?

There is nothing I love more than to watch a fella sporting a giant crucifix necklace turn the other cheek... and then sprint at another fella with the intent to do grievous harm for throwing a ball at him. He who casts the first baseball or something like that.

The argument was he averaged a triple double while willing a terrible team much higher than they should have been by being crazy good in clutch situations. This year he averaged a triple double while his team has severely underachieved expectations and he’s been significantly worse in almost every category. Context is…

You thumb your nose at the Bristol Herald Courier. A small community paper that won a Pulitzer in 2010.

A: Why the snark towards the Bristol Herald-Courier? That’s extremely shitty. It’s a good paper with journalists who would never shit on another outlet because of its size. Grow the fuck up. I usually like your posts but this shit is fucking bush league. Its taking a ton of self-restraint to be this cordial, that’s…

It’s good to know yourself. I’m the opposite: all the saved weight on a longer trip makes forgoing the ability to cook worth it, but I’ll lay on a lavish spread if I only have to carry one night’s worth. I also need the weight savings to accommodate the booze I always carry for a nightcap under the stars, which I view…

You can carry only calorie-dense food that doesn’t require cooking and shed the mobile kitchen, which makes the second part of this comment easier: “hang your food [and cooking gear, and toiletries] in a bag 20 yards from your tent” is not going to be sufficient, or possibly even legal, most places west of, say,…

Not true if you go to a real (not Outback or similar) steakhouse. The line cooks hit the temp everytime or get written up and fired if it happens repeatedly.

I’m always amazed at how disgusting your letter writers are in their shit stories. I have crohns and even I have better control than these animals. FFS people, get your acts together.

About the washer-dryer alignment - I can’t think of a place I’ve lived in where the washer-dryer was anything OTHER than dryer on the left, washer on the right. I rented a few places that had stackables, but the 3 houses I’ve lived in the longest all had dryer on the left, washer on the right.

Spend years celebrating the failure of other sites’ pivot to video.

Yeah Hannah how does it feel to be a cold hearted homunculus incapable of actual human joy?

Hannah...