“If it’s ok to shift with a 7-run lead, then it’s definitely ok to bunt.”

The price of doing nothing will be high for the nation; may be high for the individual.

The price of doing anything will be high for the individual; may not buy anything for the nation.

“Whoever these miscellaneous Celtics are, they are feisty as hell.”

Ha, that’s the same move as one of the greatest shootout goals of all time:

Do we still have to do this in 2018? Did you watch the video on mobile, like a significant majority of video viewers do? If you so, you’d have see how the YouTube player automatically adapted and filled the screen in the phone’s native viewing format. How thoughtful!

the last bear friday video was from 10/6/17. WHY DID THEY STOP!!!!?

GET UP THERE LITTLE FELLA!

This is a bad take. The only conclusion is that you are not meant for live music. Stay home and crochet yourself a blanket, grandma.

You must go to really shitty shows to be worn out or tired of it after 20 min into the set.

So you’re the person that’s always scrolling through instagram (with the brightness on max) or complaining loudly to their friends during the opening acts. If you don’t like them, then show up late. I’ve found some of my favorite bands when they were openers, and I think one of the best experiences in music is…

As a long-time semi-professional musician who feels that there are hundreds of things wrong with the music world that need fixing or at least re-examining, I really wanted to engage with this as an interesting perspective, but: no. This is a bad take and you should feel bad about it.

Counterpoint: Half hour sets are fine and you can spend the set changeover time either at the bar or outside smoking a joint with some randos.

The Short Attention Span Generation

I’ve been going to shows for over 20 years and not once have I thought man this band I willingly came to see and that I love should play less music. This is an early April Fools post right? Because you can’t be serious.

This is an old-man-trying-to-be-in-bed-by-10 sorta take.

this is the most dad take ever published on this site

Calling a ref a “bitch-ass motherfucker” when you switched playground teams because you didn’t want to compete against the best players, like, deserves its own Alanis Morissette song.

Or you could just skip a band’s concert if you realize you only like 20 minutes worth of their music.

Written by someone who hates live music and is so unable to engage in the experience they simply want to check the box of life that they saw [insert groundbreaking indie band name here] live without having to endure more than a sitcom length of commitment.

How about you just leave after 20 minutes so it’s less crowded for the rest of us who enjoy music? Thanks!