When I was in high school they banned us from having bottled water because ONE kid got caught drinking vodka out of a Dasani bottle. Stupidest fucking mole hill to make a mountain out of, but that’s Catholic school for you.

Boneless skinless are superior to chicken breasts in every way, unless you are on a diet.

The smell of coffee cooking was a reason for growing up, because children were never allowed to have it and nothing haunted the nostrils all the way out to the barn as did the aroma of boiling coffee.

Founders Breakfast Stout is pretty good. Their All Day IPA is also worth drinking if no better IPAs are available.

The AR-15 is a highly modular platform. A lot of very specific details went into making sure that firearm can be legally classified as a pistol. A little like painting spots on a horse and calling it a cow; but legally what you see up there is a ‘pistol’.

The AR-15 is a highly modular platform. A lot of very specific details went into making sure that firearm can be legally classified as a pistol. A little like painting spots on a horse and calling it a cow; but legally what you see up there is a ‘pistol’.

No matter what trademark you hold, you can not stop a private citizen from commissioning a custom paint job. If I want to paint my car cherry red and have a Coca-Cola logo right next to an inverted crucifix, and a decapitated puppy, there ain’t dick the Coca-Cola company can do about it.

Is her actual name Teela Brown?

Came here to say this. Learn to say ‘pahr-done’ ( /paʁ.dɔ̃/) like a Frenchman and you are good to go for 90% of Europe.

Never have I understood the desire to be a part of a group that hazes you. I guess I’ll never get to experience the faux war buddy bond that comes from willingly submitting to being treated like shit.

Ron Rivera is a heftier guy than I imagined.

Just had surgery.

Just had surgery.

Would you hate him more if you found out he once took out Gronk at the knees with a trash can?

Plus Tomlin.

I’ve never seen the movie/tv show or played the video game; but I have most likely read the book. (Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, The Witcher, Metro, etc...)

I resisted for a long time, but Kindle is just so darn convenient. I still much, much prefer to read an actual book, but having an entire library at my disposal on my phone and computer is too convenient to ignore completely.

I’ll leave this here since you earned a star for accurate word policing.

Bill Murray.

It is very, very similar. The sauce you are thinking of (the name escapes me) typically also has vinegar and fish stock in it.