Restaurants should absolutely pay their servers, but tipping exists in other industries as well. Hair stylists/barbers, movers, delivery drivers, taxi drivers, concierges, disc jockeys, casino hosts, tattoo artists, tour guides, washroom attendants... I could go on, but point is a lot of people get tipped; not just…

One time my dad was dozing on the couch and the little dog decided to join him. He climbed in between my dad’s legs and settled his head on my dad’s ass. They stayed like that for about ten minutes until my dad let one rip. The dog snapped out of his nap immediately. At first he sniffed the air with an expression of…

Rams long snapper Jacob McQuaide was robbed.

Honestly I’m surprised it hadn’t devolved into such a scene previously. Still, I bet CBS is pissed at the whoever the Atlanta stadium authority is for not having enough personnel to ensure the post game went off properly.

The New Orleans Saints: Your 2017 & 2018 ‘In Our Imaginations’ Champions.

I don’t think you replied to the correct article. We’re talking about baby whales over here.

The Universe isn’t fair.

I feel bad wanting someone to fail for the sake of their dad...but that is still what I want.

Some times it is safer not to ponder...my first thought was: “why am I serving a rhino eggs? Wouldn’t they prefer some sort of waldorf salad? Maybe a nice bowl of rhubarb with dandelion greens.”

Again...one failure negates the entirety of everything else? 

1.) Acquire big heavy knife

Longest (by fucking far) peaceful transition of civilian governance in the history of the world...better just throw that out because some people can’t keep their bigot boner in their pants.

I believe that was the joke my good Miracle Fish.

I forgot that one...so what was supposed to be the joke? He ‘lost’ his virginity. That’s how it wound up at lost and found. If he ‘lost’ his virginity, then he’s no longer a virgin, right?

Thank you for the chuckle.

That reboot was complete dogshit. The extended scene of Kristin Wig cleaning out her desk and leaving the university might have been the worst thing I have ever witnessed. I rolled my eyes and whispered to my room mate: “To a woman embarrassment is a punishment far greater than any physical pain.”

Starting at the 4 second mark he:

Watch it again. He absolutely double dribbles. It is kinda hard to see because of the help defender’s leg getting in the way.

I love Sierra Trading Post, and consequently (selfishly) hate seeing it promoted on posts like this. They’ve got much more than just camping gear! I’ve bought blazers and luggage from there before. Bit of advice: if you see something you like, pull the trigger. STP is an online outlet store that moves other people’s…

I love Sierra Trading Post, and consequently (selfishly) hate seeing it promoted on posts like this. They’ve got…

Not only does your ‘professor’ not know the word eponymous, but they have no access to the internet or a dictionary? Because even if English is not their native tongue, it sure as shit is not a hard concept to wrap your mind around once you look up the meaning. I don’t think I would take any more classes from that…