I know I’m commenting on an article that is two months old, but it is being promoted on the side bar and this is fucking triggering:

This, so much this. When USC was in the middle of its run with Pete Carroll at the helm, you never saw UCLA fans saying stupid shit about how a Trojans win was almost as good as far as they were concerned.

Serious shit that person was annoying all of us THROUGH THE TELEVISION FEED. How the hell did all those fine upstanding citizens of Baltimore put up with being right next to her?

It was a joke. Not a funny one, but a very obvious one. Maybe you should chill for a second before firing off with the keyboard take downs. 

Texas Tech is an impossible job. Mike Leach managed to put together some decent teams before the entire world became familiar with spread to pass, and all of the sudden the boosters and administrators think they can challenge Oklahoma.

Hiring season is quick in the college ranks because recruiting is a year round proposition. 

Gawker’s Gizmodo’s particular brand of pro labor politics includes the stance that no contract should ever be enforceable, ever. Signing your name to an employment document comes with an implied fingers crossed behind the back.

Thank you for this. The Deadspin is outraged at Peter King for being a butt kisser pieces never fail to amuse me.

That incident received plenty of national attention at the time. Your memory is faulty.

Would be less of a problem if people visited smaller parks. Unfortunately for a lot of people they need a destination or a completed checklist to brag about or it is not an experience worth having.

At some point we stopped expecting people to know how to conduct themselves in the outdoors and just figured we would still come out ahead monetarily if we payed people to pick up after other people.

“dirtbag cosplayers”...“weekend warriors”...“patagucci”...

Cross country skiing is the best. People look at me like I’m crazy or they assume I have too much money and free time so I have to waste it doing cooky shit.

Thank you for number 6.

He should also be remembered as the guy that brought the Bengals there first winning season in 15 years. They were considered to be on the same level of ineptness as the Browns when he took over.

Bears fans, enjoy your victory against the Minnesodium Fighting Kurts. For in a week a midnight green wave shall over top the banks of Lake Michigan and cleanse the sin of deep dish pizza from the soul of mankind forever.

I mean it was still the first quarter!

Rooting for an entire conference is being a front running poseur. Living your life as a phony is a recipe for being an unhappy shithead.

Lititz is low key pretty awesome. Sturgis pretzels are also superior to Snyder’s of Hanover.

I urge you to check out Jon Bois’ youtube video on the most lopsided football game ever played. Cumberland 0 Georgia Tech 222. No passes were thrown by Georgia Tech during that massacre, despite them being coached by John Heisman one of the progenitors of the forward pass.