What the fuck is a ‘casual half nutmeg’?

Eh, more like a corner mart that also has gas station locations. The subs aren’t anything special, but they have a pretty good safe handling practice culture. At least at most of the locations. You’ll never regret a Wawa sub if you are in a hurry. 

In the article it specifies that it is the largest living organism by weight, not area.

Plus two preseason games apiece.

Jameis Winston returns today from a three-game ban for sexually assaulting an Uber driver

Great excerpt to read, but allow me to give a little constructive criticism.

Your adblocker is the cause of that.

A week late but I feel I should point out that words like micturate and urinate mean the same thing; flammable/inflammable, yeartide/anniversary, before/prior, belly/midriff/abdomen/solar plexus...when you start going down the rabbit hole of Germanic vs. Latinate influences you will find a whole bunch of words with…

Surprised by the inclusion of a Czech beer in the cheap beer of the week. Why you would drink a crappy beer when in the Czech republic is beyond me. Everybody admits the Czech’s make the best beers. Even the Germans, if they think no other Germans can hear them.

Ok so apparently I don’t know how to embed a tweet or edit a post. Go figure an Eagles fan that can’t use technology properly. Anyway here ya go:

YASSSSSSSS!

That 4th and 2 game against the Manning era Colts probably rattled them a little.

Question the source, but he’s not wrong.

As an Eagles fan I found it fucking hilarious that the Vikings got their heads caved in after a week of that team of destiny crap; but even I thought that flea flicker to Torrey Smith was twisting the knife a bit much.

I’ll be in my bunk...

GOD DAMN THANK YOU! That’s what those things were! My Aunt had two of those things. After they broke they were gifted to me to play army man in the back yard. Against my wishes my mother painted the tips of the barrels safety orange.

...these glorified Ohioans...

Didn’t Kerry Collins get caught in flagrante with a cheerleader in a restroom? Does nobody clean the backseat of their car in North Carolina?

It’s just a way of saying you are leaving while implying that you don’t want to tell anyone what you are actually about to do.

Your point is valid, but you uhh haven’t been around farms much in your life have you? Because that is exactly what cows do. They are very social creatures and love hanging with humans.