Hmm, the CE is nearly 90 years older, but the NE has three times the circulation...

I wish I could give you more stars.

The opposite is actually worse. I used to manage a deli where we served up not just meat and cheese, but craft beers as well. At least three times a week I would get “Don’t you have any NORMAL beers?”

People will always push back against the trends they didn’t get in on. They’ll push back twice as hard if they mocked it as a ‘fad’ back when it was new.

The worst part about the Rams coming back to LA is that it’s another reminder that we’re still part of the USA.

You just brought back some memories, thanks.

At a Tang Soo Do tournament I saw a grandmaster from Korea exhale fire. He drank kerosene right before starting his routine which involved juggling torches. Mid way through he regurgitated up the kerosene and belched it into his torches. The tournament was being held in a college basketball gym and he damn near caught…

I was on the demonstration team for my school. Instead of breaking boards, we would pop balloons. We put a little bit of adhesive sand paper on our big toe nails. Nobody could figure out how we could kick fast enough to pop a balloon.

I just...

You are correct. People like to bitch about the markup on liquor at the bar, but it’s that $1.50 soda you had with dinner that is really keeping the lights on.

Ahem

The watching pornography in a group is a generational thing, right? My buddies and I used to buy opium off the one guy’s grandpa. He lived waayyy out in the woods. Just him, his drugs, his guns, and his 7000 channel satellite t.v. subscription. He always put on hardcore porn after we sat and got good and high.

Shhh...I’m trying to paint in broad strokes for simplicity sake.

Pressure cookers fell out of the public consciousness when cheap ones flooded the market back in the ‘60s. Those crappily made ones were an honest to god danger to explode. Gave the appliance a bad name.

Hyperbole

Your paleo nonsense is inaccurate junk science. Beware of what Richard Feynman dubbed ‘cargo cult science’ that relies more on the reasonableness and charisma of an idead than falsifiable evidence.

This has been my experience with the Instant Pot. If I really could make chili in 15 minutes I would tear my stove and oven out of the wall and add more cabinet space. I would buy 5 different sizes of Instant Pot and own stock in the company.

There is an old saying in the Bay, “The most popular player Bay Area sports is the Niners backup QB” (We once chanted for David Fucking Carr)

I can’t even remember if I enjoyed that movie the first time I watched it. Met too many rabid fans that can quote the whole movie verbatim, but lack a single original thought in their heads.

The state with the most amazing natural beauty in America