I support what Pussy Riot tries to do; it’s just a shame their music is complete dogshit.

Well if Hannah’s out, I’m out. It’s been a fun adolescence through early adulthood with you people . 5 or six burner accounts later, I’m just glad I got to understand the zeitgeist that gave us classic GAWKER/Kinja and the best run of adult swim.

It takes an awful small person to get pissy over someone parking by your house.

Ok, I’ll bite.

There was an episode of the Colbert Report where the Stephen Colbert pundit character said: “the Democrats can’t agree on anything” and the side bar said: “Except for which foot to shoot in November”.

I miss Indefinitely Wild. Every.Single.Article. someone would post the ‘I love not camping’ image macro. It was usually the highest rated comment.

I had to scroll down pretty far to grant you your star.

It sort of reminds me of rock band apparel. It used to be if you were sporting an Iron Maiden t-shirt it meant you had seen them on tour or your family vacations at the boardwalk.

It’s cute how envious you guys are of SBNation’s credibility.

As my Dad likes to say: “If people need any of these things to drive their car, then they need to make the driver’s license test harder.”

As my Dad likes to say: “If people need any of these things to drive their car, then they need to make the driver’s…

It was that way until 2004. Now the referee CBA calls for ‘all star’ lineups made up of the highest rated at each position. The NFL wanted to change this, but they wound up locking out the refs and....well you know what happened. It will remain this way until the next referee cba negotiations in the summer of 2020.

He’s referring to a different Pepe. Stupid joke was stupid.

This is just one of many reasons I could never have made it as a professional athlete. If I was in an interview and some guy told me: “We know you are hiding a child.” I’d be like “Ah crap, your wife finally told you did she?”

Forgot to say this in my other comment: FRAGRANCE IS NEVER AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR BATHING.

In 1993 my mother was attempting to purchase a brand new Chevrolet Suburban. She insisted she wanted ‘barn doors’ in the back because she’s not very tall. Trying to utilize the storage capacity of the vehicle was going to be much harder with the standard option ‘fold out’ doors.

In regards to cologne/perfume: For every potential partner that thinks you smell like you’re drenched in liquid sex pheromones another will actively dislike the smell.

Depends on the super market, but check the aisle that has like kids pack lunch stuff. Should be some 8 packs of individual serving Sun Maid raisins.

It helps if you imagine Drew’s wife as Marge Simpson.

So this clearly invalidates The Warriors’ win this year, right? History will remember that there was no way Golden State could have survived seven games of peak Lebron dropping half-a-hunnert on a nightly basis. I demand a Bill Simmons sized asterisk in the record books.

That’d be the second one.