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Seriously, if I had anything what so ever going in my life I would stop visting Deadspin. But I come for Jalopnik and Kotaku and wind up skimming through this trash. You would think I would learn by now, but habit and brand loyalty extend to more than just college athletic programs.

It really seems like a group of people (correctly or incorrectly) feel as though they let him down in life, and are trying to make up for it by lionizing him posthumously.

Too bad that new album is lame. Better than that steaming pile Nostradamus, but still running on fumes creatively. I will still pay money to see them live again no matter how many crappy albums they pump out in the twilight of their career.

2018 hasn’t even finished its third month yet. You might be throwing in the towel a bit early.

Yo listen up, here’s the story
About a little guy that lives in a gray world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just gray
Like him, inside and outside
Gray his house with a gray little window
And a gray Corvette
And everything is gray for him
And himself and everybody around
‘Cause he ain’t got nobody

I always wonder about people that get pissed over ‘not safe for work’ content. Like why aren’t you WORKING? Or if you must browse the comments at Gawker, maybe do it on your damn phone?

The thing is you are experiencing new music in it’s totality, and old music on a survivorship bias. The 70s rocked pretty hard. My favorite Judas Priest (Stained Class) came out in 1978. You know what else was released in 1978? The album Dream by Captain and Tennille. The Beatles broke up for good in 1970...so did

Are you equally as mad at the multitudes of NBA and NFL players that lay claim to a well regarded college or university, but never received a degree?

As someone who is not a 40 something suburban house person with a ‘regular’ 9-5, I say you can fire that take out of a canon into the surface of the sun. YOU PEOPLE who already have ALMOST EVERYTHING organized around YOUR schedule can fucking suck it up when a sporting event or fixed holiday is at an inconvenient time

I agree 100%. Live music in bars that were never built with a musical performance in mind is fucking terrible. The acoustics suck, bands that play for free almost invariably suck, it sucks not being able to converse with people sitting next to me, it sucks that everyone is crowded to one side of the bar in an attempt

It’s hit or miss in the states. About a 1/3rd of unions work for their constituents, another 1/3rd only care about getting pay raises for union officers, and the last 1/3rd will gladly sell everyone who comes after them into slavery for the benefit people retiring in 5-10 years.

It does seem like 80s metal shirts are ‘fashion’ nowadays. I recall seeing Kendall Jenner wearing some SLAYER t-shirts despite not being a fan. The future is fucking weird.

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity.

I used to work with this young lady. She had the biggest ghetto booty I have ever seen on a white chick. She was also very short, so her options in off the rack pants were: big enough to cover the booty, but walking on the hem and fits right in the legs but strained to the bursting on the butt.

No, she won by about 10 inches. She was going 90 km/hr

Funny, when I see a red hat I usually think of these ladies and how they always show up in a bus of 30+ and are the pickiest damn fucking eaters in the entire world.

Philadelphia isn’t a shitty city. It’s not like the greatest city or anything, but it has it’s strengths. It’s like a store brand NYC with the bonus of not smelling like cat pee.

Originally they were sword dance performers. They put on plays with little dialogue that culminated in mock combat. In general mummery came to mean traveling performer that favors outlandish costuming.

I want Fletcher to just land on top of Brady early in the game. Squeeze all the wind out of him and make him actively try to avoid stepping up in the pocket the rest of the game.

underDOGS gonna eat some g.o.a.t.s!!!!!!!!