I knew I would find one, I’m just disappointed I hardly had to scroll down to find it. You’re ‘not feeling’ Dawkins HoF vibe? Did you start watching football in 2008?!

I swear to pizza I will donate $5 to Trump’s re-election campaign for every time New England gets away with obvious holding.

I believe they were out of timeouts. A tackle in bounds would have won the game for the Saints.

Rahim Moore in the 2012 AFC title game is the only other play that comes to mind.

I regret that I have but a single star to give you.

I think you have some malware. I never see ads of any stripe in that location.

By their very nature, generic insults are over used and lacking in creativity. You only think the ones that right wingers tend to dole out are in a special class because they are directed at you. Open your eyes to the world around you, ya stupid fuckin’ snowflake. :p

James Carville (worked on Bill Clinton campaign) said the middle of Pennsylvania is “Alabama without the blacks”.

A pellet gun wound would hurt a lot. At close range you can kill a coyote with a .177 pump action powered pellet gun.

*weary sigh*

If an Eagle player touched the ball, then the ball is live and the Bears can recover it.

Replace ‘brown liquor’ with ‘red wine’, and ‘pies’ with ‘strudel’ and what the author described is Hungarian thanksgiving. You can come by if you’d like, there’ll definitely be enough food. Bird’ll be done at 2.

It’s not appropriating jack shit...this is how every large extended family functions on the entire planet.

Your definition of the ‘fun’ part of football is very much tinted by the spectator’s mindset. 90% of the game takes place away from the ball. If the staggering majority of the game was not enjoyable, nobody would play. Without quality linemen, kickers, and defensive players then a thousand Aaron Rodgers throwing to a…

On the one hand, Apu is most definitely a caricatured stereotype, but on the other he is a positive role model. He’s portrayed as an ignorant white American’s idea of an Indian man while also being portrayed as honest, hard working, intelligent, and kind.

I always thought he was a franchisee. It’s his Kwik-E-Mart that he gets to keep most of the profits from, but he is still beholden to corporate.

My uncle was a medic in the army. Part of his duties included health inspecting the field kitchens. They almost never passed first inspection, but always passed a second inspection. He said you never saw folks work half so fast as grunts who thought they weren’t getting hot chow that night.

I put my fist through one of those paper towel dispensers. Cut me up pretty good, but I didn’t need stitches and destroying that thing was one of the more satisfying things I’ve ever accomplished.

Conductors don’t drive the trains. Source: Father was an engineer.

Came here to make that exact comment. I googled some pictures of him, and in all of them he looks at least 43. That guy had to have some serious health and/or lifetyle issues that probably played a large factor in his early demise.