He’s like potato chips. I don’t even care about him enough to actually hate him, but I love love love hating him.

There is a quote from Courtney Love that is actually pretty deep. I can’t remember it right now, but every time I come across it I’m like: “Wait when did she get two brain cells to rub together?!!”

How about the parts where he completely fabricated entire conversations then attributed them to real people so he would have justification for the H.P. Lovecraft sized prejudices bouncing around in his head? Or perhaps it was the levels of self insertion that would make Harry Potter fan fiction writers blush? Guy was…

Yeah, and when I write a 20 paragraph screed about how the kids involved in model U.N. will grow up to have unfulfilling jobs, all while hiding behind the thought experiments of a dead nihilist philospher then that point will be germane to the conversation.

Also who the fuck even drinks coffee? Hot bitter liquid first thing in the fucking morning? Nobody actually does these kinds of conventional things I can’t understand because of my own slightly differing experiences.

Oh shut the fuck up Nate, you’re just trillion year old stardust recombined into the only carbon based life form to ever achieve higher consciousness. You ain’t shit Nate!

She is only 25. It’s possible (if unlikely) that she’s becoming a person.

Tried to edit my comment and failed. Turns out lobsters can make noises audible to human ears, but that is still not what you are hearing coming from the pot. Just kill ‘em before you boil, more humane that way.

His fiction is fine, his point-and-laugh ‘journalism’ makes me want to throttle him.

That sound is trapped air bubbles escaping from under the lobster’s shell. You can kill a lobster right before boiling it and it will still make those noises.

Ah, just fuck off already. Not everything is the height of culture and importance. It’s perfectly fine being able to enjoy an unremarkable day out. I don’t know what activities you propose when trying to pick up T.A.’s from NYU; but, trust me, they ain’t going to seem anymore special at the heat death of the universe.

You are correct it is Ohio State’s world and the rest of the Big Ten lives in it. Penn State is top 20 and dangerous, closer to top 30 than they are to legitimate playoff contention. They’re ranked so high preseason because of how they finished and Saquon Barkley being crazy fun to watch.

They’ll slot in nicely as heels you want to see lose in a big game.

How the hell does a 7 year old collect 10 grand worth of recyclables?

There’s a pop song that was popular a few years ago where the guy keeps repeating “my sex is on fire” that I always thought sounded like he was complaining of a venereal disease.

A ‘shoot’ is something that is unscripted. It can be an interview, a backstage vignette, or even an entire match. Generally speaking only top level talent has the autonomy to do a ‘shoot’. Like a punter that has the green light to throw a pass if the return team isn’t covering the fake.

How was that never a Bart Simpson crank call?

No the Saints are paying Daniel too much money to be a backup now. The Eagles celebrated getting out of Daniel’s contract by bringing back Nick Foles for too much money. Foles has elbow soreness and has barely participated this entire offseason leading to McGloin probably setting a record for pass attempts in a…

Yeah ‘gradually’ is very important. Splits are actually more about hip flexibility than leg flexibility. There are separate stretches that you can do to work on the parts of the split before you put it all together.

The metric ‘ten win season’ no longer means as much either.