All I saw was Sigurd. You’re talking about the Divine Cities. What, you’re not talking about the Divine Cities? Why aren’t you talking about the Divine Cities? Literally nothing of note has happened in 2017 other than that trilogy wrapping up. Read the Divine Cities people!

Yeah, at least tell him before he fucking moves.

Bait and switch. Next time you decide to take an annual column and transfer it to the podcast, please make that clear on the main page. Deadspin is turning more and more into friggin’ Cracked every day.

I’ve always wondered how one practices parkour. Like it doesn’t take much to twist an ankle. I always assumed one took a few gymnastics lessons first.

Ah Deadpool! I knew ‘Wade Wilson’ was the name of one of those comic book guys.

Drew’s response was correct.

Fast food is so laden with preservatives already you don’t need to worry about it ever going bad. If it looks edible, it is. This guy hiked 90 miles carrying 27 McDoubles as his only food.

Somebody once wrote in that onions were the worst vegetable and Drew’s response was basically “You don’t cook much, do you?”

When people get perplexed that you haven’t seen their favorite prestige television show just hit them with: “Yeah well I have something you can never have. I can still look forward to seeing Breaking Bad for the first time”

I understand the appeal of gaming channels even though I am not a gamer myself. What I don’t understand is the appeal of the specific channels that have become huge. Is it a consistency thing? Like is it better to upload something every other day regardless of quality versus something well made once a week?

‘cause.

I’m generally a slut for anything made by OXO, but are normal cocktail shakers really that much of a pain for the novice mixer?

I’m generally a slut for anything made by OXO, but are normal cocktail shakers really that much of a pain for the…

You’re right, if it’s still sealed it’s good to go. And chilled!

Bortles would not waste alcohol in such a manner.

Seriously, he had a fuckin’ broken maxilla! I’m touching my face right now just contemplating the amount of force necessary and he’s back in three games.

I believe Bon Jovi already owns the Philadelphia Soul.

I personally like Tomsula a lot. Seems like a great guy who’s worked hard to get ahead in life. Sure he’s easy to make fun of, but he’s perfectly competent so long as he doesn’t get promoted above DL coach.

Smidge of advice for anyone thinking about contributing to the fan section next year: keep it brief. The value of your submission is inversely related to how long you gas on. Don’t try to touch on everything. If you have a personal anecdote, just go with the anecdote. Leave the broader truths to be submitted by others.

To be fair Andy Reid’s offense was ahead of the curve in 1999.

The article was perfectly fine (and accurate), but I question Mr. Martin’s qualifications for writing about college football if the only thing he can associate with Illini Football is Dick Butkus. If he truly had “respect for history” a few more names should spring to mind.