They’ll slot in nicely as heels you want to see lose in a big game.

How the hell does a 7 year old collect 10 grand worth of recyclables?

There’s a pop song that was popular a few years ago where the guy keeps repeating “my sex is on fire” that I always thought sounded like he was complaining of a venereal disease.

A ‘shoot’ is something that is unscripted. It can be an interview, a backstage vignette, or even an entire match. Generally speaking only top level talent has the autonomy to do a ‘shoot’. Like a punter that has the green light to throw a pass if the return team isn’t covering the fake.

How was that never a Bart Simpson crank call?

No the Saints are paying Daniel too much money to be a backup now. The Eagles celebrated getting out of Daniel’s contract by bringing back Nick Foles for too much money. Foles has elbow soreness and has barely participated this entire offseason leading to McGloin probably setting a record for pass attempts in a…

Yeah ‘gradually’ is very important. Splits are actually more about hip flexibility than leg flexibility. There are separate stretches that you can do to work on the parts of the split before you put it all together.

The metric ‘ten win season’ no longer means as much either.

All I saw was Sigurd. You’re talking about the Divine Cities. What, you’re not talking about the Divine Cities? Why aren’t you talking about the Divine Cities? Literally nothing of note has happened in 2017 other than that trilogy wrapping up. Read the Divine Cities people!

Yeah, at least tell him before he fucking moves.

Bait and switch. Next time you decide to take an annual column and transfer it to the podcast, please make that clear on the main page. Deadspin is turning more and more into friggin’ Cracked every day.

I’ve always wondered how one practices parkour. Like it doesn’t take much to twist an ankle. I always assumed one took a few gymnastics lessons first.

Ah Deadpool! I knew ‘Wade Wilson’ was the name of one of those comic book guys.

Drew’s response was correct.

Fast food is so laden with preservatives already you don’t need to worry about it ever going bad. If it looks edible, it is. This guy hiked 90 miles carrying 27 McDoubles as his only food.

Somebody once wrote in that onions were the worst vegetable and Drew’s response was basically “You don’t cook much, do you?”

When people get perplexed that you haven’t seen their favorite prestige television show just hit them with: “Yeah well I have something you can never have. I can still look forward to seeing Breaking Bad for the first time”

I understand the appeal of gaming channels even though I am not a gamer myself. What I don’t understand is the appeal of the specific channels that have become huge. Is it a consistency thing? Like is it better to upload something every other day regardless of quality versus something well made once a week?

‘cause.

I’m generally a slut for anything made by OXO, but are normal cocktail shakers really that much of a pain for the novice mixer?

I’m generally a slut for anything made by OXO, but are normal cocktail shakers really that much of a pain for the…