You’re right, if it’s still sealed it’s good to go. And chilled!

Bortles would not waste alcohol in such a manner.

Seriously, he had a fuckin’ broken maxilla! I’m touching my face right now just contemplating the amount of force necessary and he’s back in three games.

I believe Bon Jovi already owns the Philadelphia Soul.

I personally like Tomsula a lot. Seems like a great guy who’s worked hard to get ahead in life. Sure he’s easy to make fun of, but he’s perfectly competent so long as he doesn’t get promoted above DL coach.

Smidge of advice for anyone thinking about contributing to the fan section next year: keep it brief. The value of your submission is inversely related to how long you gas on. Don’t try to touch on everything. If you have a personal anecdote, just go with the anecdote. Leave the broader truths to be submitted by others.

To be fair Andy Reid’s offense was ahead of the curve in 1999.

The article was perfectly fine (and accurate), but I question Mr. Martin’s qualifications for writing about college football if the only thing he can associate with Illini Football is Dick Butkus. If he truly had “respect for history” a few more names should spring to mind.

My biggest gripe with the sequels was they lost the question that was so essential to the first book: Is it still the right thing to do, if less people suffer if I don’t?

For anyone wondering Dune is one of those amazing works that is even more relevant today then it was when it was originally published. After a slow start (25 or so pages) it morphs into an exciting romp with an important environmental message. I really can’t say enough good things about the book.

I’m tall and broad shouldered. You best believe I spend 2 hours in the terminal stretching for every hour my flight is going to be.

I’ve always said he looks like a scared trick-or-treater. Even more so now that he has a purple uniform.

Because of fluid dynamics and energy. Although the plane is not moving relative to the a fixed point on the ground (us standing next to the giant treadmill) it is gathering kinetic energy. It’s molecular interactions governed by physics are going on as though it were at an airspeed of x many knots even though…

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Last year’s Super Bowl.

Tennessee is not an expansion club. The Houston Oilers were charter members of the AFL. They moved and changed their name. 2 points to anyone that has some rare Tennessee Oilers gear.

She was harassing him. He even showed some restraint and tried to get away from her. She followed him. He shouldn’t have punched her, but slugging someone who is following you around town cursing is hardly the worst thing anyone has ever done.

Joe Mixon should not have punched that lady, but she was harassing him. He even showed some restraint and attempted to get away from her. She followed him. He slugged someone who was following him around cursing at him. She did not deserve to get punched, but she was equally culpable in how things went down.

While president, Grant was repeatedly pulled over for speeding by the same cop. Grant praised the cops dedication to duty, but did not modify his freewheelin’ ways going forward.