It is a sacred cow problem.

I think it’s cool that he’s so famous back home, his name has been given it’s own kanji to separate him from anyone else named Suzuki Ichiro.

Ah Simmons, such a waste. He was not a bad writer, back when he put the effort in. Hell go re-read this dumb article: https://theringer.com/2017-nba-playoffs-chris-paul-los-angeles-clippers-last-days-of-point-god-15136ed190b2. The first third of that was actually pretty good! Before he went all Simmonsy and started…

Just going to leave this terrible, terrible joke here...

*of course everything offends somebody.

Objects can be ‘oriental’, people are not. You can have an oriental rug, or say you are traveling to ‘the orient’. You can not say I learned to stir fry from an ‘oriental’ man.

anotherKinjauser insults other people through ignorance, is gently corrected twice, accuses others of ‘lack of chill’.

Typically they are older people that loved riding motorcycles. They don’t have the strength to wrangle a bike anymore, but they still yearn for the uncaged motorist experience.

If something is an Olympic sport, plenty of people care about it.

While not as back and forth nimble, outrigger canoes tackle some awesome waves.

Only lazy posers sit in a canoe. Proper form dictates you kneel in a canoe, with your butt resting against, not on, those little benches.

Growing up I had the world’s dumbest golden retriever. Moron chewed on ROCKS. By the time he died his teeth were all effed up, but there was nothing we could do to stop him.

Sad thing is, before and after his presidency he was a tireless philanthropist helping out people affected by the great depression. He felt it wasn’t the federal governments job to help out with social welfare, and that was the death knell of states rights.

You’re getting a star, but you are also causing me PTSD.

Erudite people can have slip ups now and than.

Book 1- Hey that was pretty good! Sure it was painfully straight forward and tropish, and there wasn’t a single original thought in the entire book, but, heck, it was enjoyable.

You missed the sentence before that one. He was referring solely to baseball.

My boss said a very similar thing when his first girl came into the world.

To people unfamiliar with wildlife, it’s often a shock to learn that predators will mostly leave you alone and everything else will fuck you up. I’m far more frightened of white tail deer than I am of bears or moutain lions.

Like every third ‘Funbag’ there is a question that makes me wonder to myself “You thought Drew Magary was the best source of advice on this topic?”