You mistook me. While I enjoy some Thelonious Monk now and then, I am hardly a jazz guy. I fucking hate Malmsteen’s schlock and was making a negative comparison between his crap and free form jazz.

Sometimes you don’t know a thing is going to be a deal breaker. An ex of mine was obsessed with Bono. U2 sucks, but whatever, I like some shitty bands too, doesn’t seem like a deal breaker, right? Nope, after hearing about Bono EVERY DAY FOR 8 MONTHS, I now venomously despise the man, and actively fantasize about…

I could be naked in a room with every suicide girl model, snorting a mixture of cocaine and ground up viagra off their tits and if one of them said: “Wheel of Time is my favorite book series” my erection would wilt and not be returnable for like three days. Some things, only a few, are more important then sex.

Jazz is super cool. A jazz song is enjoyable. Jazz noodling is unbearable ear poison. People that add non-musical sound effects to their jazz noodling deserve to be shot.

I think that is better than the A.I. wannabes I grew up scrubbing with. Ballhog every posession and play no ‘D’. More concerned that their ‘bits of flair’ look good and stay in position. Heaven help you if you get stuck with two Iverson jerseys on the same team. Just go home and read a book if they’ve both got…

You are correct it is ‘granton’, my mistake, but you are mistaken as to their purpose. The reduced sticking is just a happy accident (and not really that effective). The purpose of a granton edge is to present a thinner edge to the cutting action while maintaining rigidity. This allows for thinner slices and much…

You are correct it is ‘granton’, my mistake, but you are mistaken as to their purpose. The reduced sticking is just…

I would not purchase this knife based simply on the photograph. A grantham edge (those ovals you see on the blade) has to go all the way down to, wait for it, the edge. Otherwise basic physics turns them into pointless ornamentation.

I would not purchase this knife based simply on the photograph. A grantham edge (those ovals you see on the blade)…

Some of ‘em have centimeters.

Fun fact, in an earlier book by Roald Dahl it is explained that schnozzberries is a slang term for testicles. So when Gene Wilder implores: “Try the scnozzberries, they taste like schnozzberries!” It’s actually Willy Wonka going all Michael Jackson and telling a bunch of prepubescent teens to lick his nuts.

Imagine going from Peter Green era Fleetwood Mac to the Buckingham/Nicks era.

I think Kareem is most definitely in the GOAT conversation. I hate to invoke Bill Simmons, but he wrote half an article (then probably devolved into incoherent rambling) basically saying if you were drafting someone’s career, you would take Abdul Jabbar first no brainer.

It is a myth that if a plate armored soldier fell, they couldn’t get up. That only happened to old frail dudes that could barely stand in their armor, or if a torrential rainstorm turned a muddy field into a sucking quagmire.

Video games, even ones that strive to be hyper realistic in the weapons department, are not a good guide to identifying firearms. That would be like citing a Wikipedia article in your thesis paper.

It amazes me, not Americans’ ignorance of geography, but the surety with which they will speak ignorantly; confidently flashing that ignorance all around town.

That’s on you pal, for choosing to stop growing.

Magary, you state that it is disingenuous for commencement speakers to ignore current politics when giving a graduation address. Then (in the same article) you give your graduation spiel and....only talk about walking, ignoring any mention of politics. That is problematic to say the least.

It was a joke on how the media portrays athletes, especially outspoken African American ones. I assure Magary was not trying to insinuate that pits are inherently bad animals.

42 replies and not a single fat/butch/lesbian dig about softball players? Internet, I am impressed.

I’m going to paint with a broad brush here...

As a Michigan hater, that was one of the greatest games I ever watched. Of course later in the season Michigan exposed my team as the frauds they were that year.