God that’s slick.

Hmm....a human being is certainly more powerful than a wolf. But wolves shit all over us when it comes to speed and endurance.

My brother-in-law has a big bad rottweiler. That dog is terrified of me. Just me. He’s not a wussy dog or anything, but all I have to do is give him a mean look and he hides behind the couch (or my sister). This enrages my brother-in-law as he got the dog specifically to be a guard dog.

Yeah, that was one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read. Wolves can find the neck or the hamstring on pretty much any animal in the world.

A coyote? Yes. 3 or 4? You are fucking kidding yourself. They’ll just wear you down then hamstring you when your too tired to move quickly. The absolute only way you would survive would be if you landed finishing blows on two of the coyotes almost immediately.

Other way around. Cougars are stronger, faster, heavier, and all around meaner than any wolf could hope to be. Your average unarmed human being is not going to stand up to a puma.

Actually most wolves are scared pissless of humanity. If wolves had a culture all of their art and history would be about human beings slaughtering them and forcing them to flee to the cold rugged regions of the globe.

Rock and metal are subgenres of pop.

It took two people to write ‘Happy Birthday’. Art is like, really hard man.

The sent back to be cut for them did grind my gears a little. If it said on the ticket they wanted it cut in half, fine whatever; but once it has hit the table? Just cut it your own damn self. The server has steak knives right at the server station. Plus most burgers can be cut with the butter knife that was rolled…

Steak sub =/= cheesesteak

Oh sweet lord, did I love to hate Deadliest Warrior. How did they find three guys that were such complete massive tools to host the show? Then they straight dictated to the ‘experts’ they brought on what weapons and techniques the studio said they could use.

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My thoughts exactly.

@Civil Discord and @glitterbird that’s not how Foodspin works. Although this article is much more detailed than a typical Burneko one; all these guys do is just sort of describe the act of cooking something.

That tears it. If the freaking Big Show can have abs, then I can get mine back!

You’re the first person with the right idea.

You’re conflating the strict denotative definition for the word with the legal definition of the word. A ‘commercial vehicle’ can mean a ‘commercial sized vehicle used just for funsies’.

I vaguely recall a story about a porn star that gave out a blowjob to the guy who could build her the coolest lego thing. She just loved legos.

Yeah I like outdoors shit. Ladies seem to really enjoy tubing down the creek and car camping with a nice big fire. 63 mile mosquito bitten trek through bear and elk country? Less popular.