“Phil Jackson, a guy who probably owns a lot of books he’s never even opened”

Philadelphia Eagles fan. The Eagles went 7-9 in 2015 and then 7-9 in 2016. Same record, missed playoffs, but that 2015 season was HELL. Just an ugly team that could not do anything well (other than Sproles punt returns). Can not believe they managed to win 7 games. 2016 season, on the other hand? Buckets and buckets…

It makes some people feel smart/validates their fandom with numbers and cold hard cash. Also, for some reason, a lot of people feel like they have to be sports fans. Fantasy teams are a way to invest interest in a game where your favorite team isn’t playing. Other people just love competition. Since they aren’t good…

I think you’re supposed to be hating on Cracked and anything tangentially related to Bill Simmons as well.

And cost on the readers end. A computer, monitor, internet connection, and electric bill are not free. Reading things on the internet is not ‘free entertainment’ as it is so often termed by those wishing to escape criticism. Real money has been spent, and must be spent in the future.

He’s like a parrot. He’s just repeating sounds he heard smart people making.

I feel dirty just saying this, but, I don’t think there is enough editorial oversight. It’s not like the staff here is bereft of talent, but they are not being pointed in the right directions. Everyone who does not have an established schtick is floundering. Also, a strong editor would say things like: “We can publish…

Although, if that is what Marchman is holding up as a good example of ‘journalism’...no wonder Gawker got shut down.

What these, we’ll say bloggers, are always forgetting is opportunity cost. I suppose if my job was cram as many college vocab words into a thin skinned screed, I would have all the time in the world to surf the web. Then I wouldn’t care who wasted my time. As I, and most people, have other things to do in my life;…

I didn’t know it was free to everyone? I mean, one year santa clause brought me a self updating desktop, a monitor that could never be improved upon, and a lifetime supply of internets; so it’s all free for me. How the fuck did the rest of you manage that? Or did santa clause bring everybody the same thing that year?…

It always amuses me when Marchman flexes his vocabulary. I wonder if next he’s going to write an article about how the criticism ‘word salad’ has no meaning because polysyllabic sesquipedalianism  has always been an effective means of communication. Remember when Edward Everett pwned so hard that all Abraham Lincoln…

Their are some people out there that read all the comments. Never stifle yourself for fear of not being heard. Especially if the comment is spot on, like this one.

All the fucking stars. Cat doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Alex wanted Clinton to win, but did not want to get his own personal self dirtied by voting for her. You reap what you sow, asshole.

Here’s the entire discography of Judas Priest Michael Arceneaux, or strawman-of-color. No gulyasleves or krudy spritzers for you until you can articulately explain why you love all three eras of their evolution in songwriting.

I mean, I’m going to a cookout tomorrow. Until reading this article I did not know: “You’re invited to the cookout” had any racial overtones. Thought it just meant you were cool and the speaker liked having you around/wanted to be your friend.

I remember playing Halo 3 on casual or whatever it was called. My group of randoms got matched up against a clan and it wasn’t even close. Like a 4th grade team in any sport trying to play a bunch of college freshman. We eventually just stopped trying and let them kill us at will.

I believe he is referring to Jane Fonda and her actions during the Vietnam war

Hah! Your right, thing is kinda like a shitty strop.

Holy crapsacks thank you for this. Adopting it for all future gift giving. This kind of simple artistic creativity is a major weakness of mine. I’ve already got miles of butcher paper.

Big pet peeve of mine: I see a headline that seems like a fantastically interesting article to read. Click on it and it’s just one line saying “yeah these guys talk about all that in this embedded youtube video”.