I despise the ‘thing most people like is actually terrible’ take with a burning passion. Why does the author of such takes always assume everyone in the world is a thoughtless, spineless moron?

Blue Jays are bastards. Pretty birds, but fucking ass holes. They knock other birds eggs out of their nests, and they torture and kill small animals just for the fuck of it. One time growing up, two blue jays attacked my golden retriever. Dive bombing his face and raking his eyes. Luckily no harm came to him. Toby…

‘mericans don’t know shit beyond our own borders. Every gamer in the world has a copy of FIFA. Outside of the good ole U.S. of A., Madden is a rare sighting.

I was gonna leave it alone until I saw over thirty people had starred you and the other guy...