I don’t know where Classicblanca Film is from, but in central PA you can hunt turkeys with your car. Not legally, or anything, but their are enough turkeys running around you can just armor up your front fender and *wham* free turkey. Ornery bastards act like we built the roads specifically for them.

My preferred after work shot. Gobble, gobble motherfucker.

I vaguely recall a story about a porn star that gave out a blowjob to the guy who could build her the coolest lego thing. She just loved legos.

Yeah I like outdoors shit. Ladies seem to really enjoy tubing down the creek and car camping with a nice big fire. 63 mile mosquito bitten trek through bear and elk country? Less popular.

It would be nice if they would just relaunch Gawker under another name. I like getting my daily dose of leftist caterwauling, but I like to choose how I get it. Like separate from my tech and sports stories.

He was young, good looking, and popular even with the right. His family was a political dynasty that projected a fairy tale image to a nation of starfuckers. Mix all this with being assassinated and >bam<, immortality.

“Phil Jackson, a guy who probably owns a lot of books he’s never even opened”

If Uncle Ruckus offends you...you’ve missed the entire crux of the character. Probably the whole damn show.

Dude, it’s 75 degrees in Pennsylvania in February. Something is very, very wrong.

Philadelphia Eagles fan. The Eagles went 7-9 in 2015 and then 7-9 in 2016. Same record, missed playoffs, but that 2015 season was HELL. Just an ugly team that could not do anything well (other than Sproles punt returns). Can not believe they managed to win 7 games. 2016 season, on the other hand? Buckets and buckets…

It makes some people feel smart/validates their fandom with numbers and cold hard cash. Also, for some reason, a lot of people feel like they have to be sports fans. Fantasy teams are a way to invest interest in a game where your favorite team isn’t playing. Other people just love competition. Since they aren’t good…

I think you’re supposed to be hating on Cracked and anything tangentially related to Bill Simmons as well.

And cost on the readers end. A computer, monitor, internet connection, and electric bill are not free. Reading things on the internet is not ‘free entertainment’ as it is so often termed by those wishing to escape criticism. Real money has been spent, and must be spent in the future.

He’s like a parrot. He’s just repeating sounds he heard smart people making.

I feel dirty just saying this, but, I don’t think there is enough editorial oversight. It’s not like the staff here is bereft of talent, but they are not being pointed in the right directions. Everyone who does not have an established schtick is floundering. Also, a strong editor would say things like: “We can publish…

Although, if that is what Marchman is holding up as a good example of ‘journalism’...no wonder Gawker got shut down.

What these, we’ll say bloggers, are always forgetting is opportunity cost. I suppose if my job was cram as many college vocab words into a thin skinned screed, I would have all the time in the world to surf the web. Then I wouldn’t care who wasted my time. As I, and most people, have other things to do in my life;…

I didn’t know it was free to everyone? I mean, one year santa clause brought me a self updating desktop, a monitor that could never be improved upon, and a lifetime supply of internets; so it’s all free for me. How the fuck did the rest of you manage that? Or did santa clause bring everybody the same thing that year?…

It always amuses me when Marchman flexes his vocabulary. I wonder if next he’s going to write an article about how the criticism ‘word salad’ has no meaning because polysyllabic sesquipedalianism  has always been an effective means of communication. Remember when Edward Everett pwned so hard that all Abraham Lincoln…

Their are some people out there that read all the comments. Never stifle yourself for fear of not being heard. Especially if the comment is spot on, like this one.