All the fucking stars. Cat doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Alex wanted Clinton to win, but did not want to get his own personal self dirtied by voting for her. You reap what you sow, asshole.

Here’s the entire discography of Judas Priest Michael Arceneaux, or strawman-of-color. No gulyasleves or krudy spritzers for you until you can articulately explain why you love all three eras of their evolution in songwriting.

I mean, I’m going to a cookout tomorrow. Until reading this article I did not know: “You’re invited to the cookout” had any racial overtones. Thought it just meant you were cool and the speaker liked having you around/wanted to be your friend.

I remember playing Halo 3 on casual or whatever it was called. My group of randoms got matched up against a clan and it wasn’t even close. Like a 4th grade team in any sport trying to play a bunch of college freshman. We eventually just stopped trying and let them kill us at will.

I believe he is referring to Jane Fonda and her actions during the Vietnam war

Ok what got me about reading that article: does he understand how being a collector works? It’s a bummer he didn’t get to make the purchases he wanted, but he still could have got those things in two days off Amazon.

Hah! Your right, thing is kinda like a shitty strop.

Holy crapsacks thank you for this. Adopting it for all future gift giving. This kind of simple artistic creativity is a major weakness of mine. I’ve already got miles of butcher paper.

Big pet peeve of mine: I see a headline that seems like a fantastically interesting article to read. Click on it and it’s just one line saying “yeah these guys talk about all that in this embedded youtube video”.

I despise the ‘thing most people like is actually terrible’ take with a burning passion. Why does the author of such takes always assume everyone in the world is a thoughtless, spineless moron?

Blue Jays are bastards. Pretty birds, but fucking ass holes. They knock other birds eggs out of their nests, and they torture and kill small animals just for the fuck of it. One time growing up, two blue jays attacked my golden retriever. Dive bombing his face and raking his eyes. Luckily no harm came to him. Toby…

‘mericans don’t know shit beyond our own borders. Every gamer in the world has a copy of FIFA. Outside of the good ole U.S. of A., Madden is a rare sighting.

I was gonna leave it alone until I saw over thirty people had starred you and the other guy...