Counterpoint:

The Dan Snyder Racial Slurs play their stupid, embarrassing games in Maryland. Please don’t associate them with the good and fun teams of Washington, D.C.

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

Get McNutty on it ASAP!

Taking credit for a picture he didn’t take, at a marathon he didn’t run.
That’s some A+ Stolen Valor, good sir. I’d salute you, but...well, you understand.

“Were they the ones responsible for domesticating the dinosaurs?”

Wow! Bring in Cameron Crowe, a pretty boy male lead, a mousy female co-star, a smarmy antagonist, a cloyingly adorable kid and a dad-rock soundtrack and you’ve got a predictable and too-long hit movie.

“In the 2016 NBA Finals, this Bay Area team blew a 3-1 lead”

After April 1's 89-79 loss to the Lakers:

We really need different-looking words for ‘resign’ as ‘sign again’ and ‘resign’ as ‘step down.’ Otherwise it’s damn near impossible to write about scenarios in which Doc resigns and Blake and Chris don’t resign but maybe Chris resigns and Doc doesn’t resign but neither does Blake....

If they had two guns each this wouldn’t have happened. - The NRA

That’s why you don’t take a gun to an “other guy has a gun too” fight.

This is insulting to children and babies.

Reminiscence fair or Renaissance fair? Reminiscence fair sounds fun...remember yesterday when our neighbors died from the plague? That was a blast!

Their surgeons were Barbers!

So, cause of death? Falling face first into an open grave? How Scooby Doo of him. I bet if you pulled on his face it would reveal old man Jenkins who ran the local Medieval Reminiscence fair. Which back in those days was just called the Fair.

“Accidentally committed suicide.” That’s the best summation ever. An expansion: It had poisoned all of its resources, built a punji-filled man trap around itself, left the gas on in the oven, built a gun-and-knife wielding robot with no Asimov’s 3 rules around, then got drunk, ate its resources, lit a cigarette while…

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.