More like Ham-wow!

Relevant Story! I played Tiafoe when we were both kids playing in a tournament in the DC area. Guy was probably 2.5 years younger than me and I had at least a foot on him. I learned a lot about tennis that day as he could get everything back and had some major pop despite being small. He won 6-1 6-2 I think but it…

Lowlight Truther....

Korbel? Whoa there, Rockefeller! More like André:

... and then getting hit over the head with the Korbel.

Replacing Durant with Barnes is like replacing Dom Perignon with a bottle of Korbel that’s been open for a week and a half.

Do gay pandas count as bears?

They’re just pandaring to us on bear Friday.

How many kilometers is that?

Are you having a stroke?

Paul Pierce was the finals MVP in 08. But ok.

It doesn’t matter the specifics of the involvement (making, using, collecting) if there is a grown man involved with swords, that grown man has a ponytail.

Breitbart didn’t need sources. He just made shit up. Then God killed him, proving that using sources is the better way to go.

Because Obama was not a Russian mole.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

I heard it was a Lugz

Was it a nice boot?

Ha! Legos. That’s cute. My mom almost needed stitches with these things lying around the house.

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