Uhhh, really dude? Trump is ahead in a poll that had Hillary up 13 just last week!

Switzerland like isn’t even a real country though. They stand for nothing.

I thought that Comedy Central was out of Canada? CNN too. But yes I get that this election is swamping everyone’s coverage everywhere.

No, my name is Duncan.

Haha well it’s probably tough up there in the woods or whatever. Pine needles and all. Seriously though there are large parts of Canada that seem to not understand American customs.

My God. Will you Clintonites stop it with your conspiracy theories?

Huh. I always thought the “official language” of a country had to be just one language. I guess I really don’t know anything about Canada except some stuff about Montreal. And Vancouver real estate inflation from Oriental buying. Guess I need to visit Toronto : )

Is your head being squished by a vice or something? This isn’t a Halloween joke. The FBI is seriously after Hillary and Bill. Like right now. People are going to stay home instead of vote for her. She can’t hide this.

So.. you’re OK with a President Trump?

*GOING to be president

Wait.. what? Primaries are supposed to be rigged against all but The Anointed One? I did not know that.

I thought that was just Montreal? Don’t tell me Toronto is filled with fake French people too. Jesus

Instructions on toilet paper too?

I’m also a bit under the weather though I did make it into work. I get what you’re saying. You’re saying don’t cough into your fist. This makes sense and I agree, but let’s not forget:

Interesting... however Bern won the primary.

Hillary is the definition of white privilege.

Most Berners I know are not voting Hillary.

Anti-vaxxer or corrupt career criminal like Clinton?

Hillary?

Nobody I know is even voting. Some are voting down ballot and writing in Bernie.