“Calling all cars! Calling all cars! There is a Black family trying to increase their property value in Montclair! It may even increase the property value of the house next door! Calling all cars!”

Maybe it really is time we stop giving white people who seek to weaponize the police against Black people cutesy little nicknames like “BBQ Becky” or “Central Park Karen.”

Why are white people so afraid we are going to forget about slavery and genocide?

Even more so, why aren’t people who call the police for trash like this arrested?

how about adding goalpost moving? they excel at that. 

My brother and I used to be on the swim team in middle school. In Orlando. While black & gifted. Back in the late 80s.

Because they need to let Karen know they have her redneck back. (white power)

Sports Caster 1: And the gold medal in calling the police on black people goes to... Karen!

If they keep this up, they could get that sport added to the Summer Olympics.. (might be the only sport that they can win, besides swimming).

Why the fuck didn’t the police leave after they established the fact she’s a guest?  She had her key in her hand, end of fucking story.

I mean, why are they such fuckin know-it-all, busybody bitches?!?!?! Goodness gracious it’s exhausting....

This happens so often that the only thing that makes sense is that there is a wypipo plot to keep black people from winning gold medals at the Olympics in the swimming events.

‘I wouldn’t be surprised if the sender of this message would describe themselves as “not having a racist bone” in their body’

You’re saying he *shouldn’t* be reached, but his point that he *couldn’t* be reached is total horseshit.

Counterpoint: In the case of an actual emergency, this president is the last person you’d want to inform until it was absolutely necessary.

Chelsea Clinton pointed out on Twitter that when her father was in office and she needed to reach him, she would call the White House operator and they would put her through to him, wherever he was. The notion that the PRESIDENT OF THE GODDAMN UNITED STATES would be unreachable is bonkers. What if there’s a bombing or…

Damn.  Family reunions are a bitch huh.

Wow. Mother of the Year apparently has two more kids she doesn’t have custody of (they’re with their grandparents). Another white woman chimes in on the thread and says, basically, “sorry that’s your mom, I used to live near her and she was trash then.” Yikes.

Holy shit.

That certainly is a novel take on the “I can’t be racist” trope.