Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

I don’t want to publicly litigate every single half truth in these things, because getting into a rock fight on the internet with Deadspin usually leaves no winners

Carton really tried to get the debt down to....1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!

We had this rule (also no children other than our two teenage nieces were invited) and luckily didn’t get any pushback. I mean I know you two met at Trader Joe’s last week and I’m sure you’ll be in love forever but I gotta draw the line somewhere.

Im planning one now and none of these sluts are getting plus one. Becky dates assholes and all of her BF’s suck. why would want any other these people are my wedding?

I remember the yankees and the mets opening and playing two series on the road, then coming home for opening day the next monday or tuesday, playing that series at home and then (I think) going back out on the road.

Ha. As a guy who’s been single forever, I wouldn’t even realize this. I’d simply get the invite & be like, “yeah, obviously it doesn’t say +1...I don’t have a plus +1. They know this!”

Calling someone a white supremacist simply because they embolden and espouse white supremacist ideals is like calling someone a pedophile simply because they sexually molest children.

The irony of President Trump and his ilk being able to spout of whatever bullshit they like with zero consequence because they’re just “tellin it like it is” while literally anyone that says anything against them has to apologize and grovel for fear of an angry backlash from mouth-breathing morons is... well, I don’t…

I hate everything Hank Williams stands for, but I’ll tell you what, I’d let him scream that one song directly into my ear if it means I don’t have to hear “Waiting All Day For Sunday Night” ever again.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

This. Parent of two. Not a chance in hell my kids play football in its current form. They can play flag or even rugby before they’ll ever throw on pads.

Hockey! It’s like the football you love if you couldn’t pronounce anyone’s name!

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Look. I LOVED Jose Reyes. But there is no sane argument I can think of for him being a better offensive player than Wright, save for that transcendent season he was having in 2011 before he got hurt. If you can site any shred of evidence, I’m willing to listen. But other than ‘11, what season was Reyes better than…

One of the saddest things about all this is that people have already forgotten how great Wright was. From 2006 - 2009, he may have been the second best player in the NL (he should have won the MVP in ‘07). He was never quite the same after Matt Cain hit him in the head with a fastball in ‘09, but he went from “on…

I’m not sure how Cardinals fans made this happen, but it’s clearly their fault.

Man, you can’t just spring that photo on people unprepared! Makes the room all dusty and stuff.

This guy was a three-time All-Star and actually won the ‘87 AL MVP award. Pretty far from bad...

It makes me appreciate the honesty of Alexa Bliss in a recent interview, who confirmed that she and Sasha Banks legitimately despise each other going back to their NXT days, but also said she trusts Sasha to work safe with her as well as making sure she works safe with Sasha. No matter the heat, your opponent is…