The Cardinals lost their 20th game.

Getting him to commit to a pizza topping must be absolutely brutal.

For sure, it was totally Marshall who was the entire problem, and it had nothing to do with the guy they tried to move mid-season for anything they possibly could, without any success.

Considered making a burner called “flying fucking cars,” just to say, “we hear you,” but then decided that was too much work. And I’m not on deadspin in the office to do work. I’d say I tried, but clearly I didn’t. It’s the thought though, right?

I’ll admit to scoffing when Nashville got a franchise. I admit to rolling my eyes at Bettman’s idiotic southern strategy and his ignoring Canadian markets. And the anger I felt with the stories of the Nashville papers having to print pictorials about hockey rules! I thought they were doomed.

If not for nothing, listen to Jericho’s podcast last week if you haven’t heard it.

I thought evil Foreigner meant they wouldn’t play “I wanna know what love is.”

He’s everything Jameis wants
He’s everything Jameis needs
He’s everything inside of Jameis
That Jameis wishes Jameis could be
He says all the right things
At exactly the right time
But he means nothing to Jameis
And you don’t know why

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Thanks Sigmund.

As a catcher who has caught for over 20 years, can confirm. The most common ways to call for a bean-ball are the middle finger (too obvious for televised games), or no sign whatsoever.

You sound kind of miserable, man. Perhaps a walk?

I’m in the same boat, but c’mon, did you ever think that Ambassador Johnson was going to even consider him an option?

Do you know what would make the Senators much more fun to watch?

I think was an incredible place to see a playoff game, the acoustics were so bad the crowd noise bounced back and forth and it was so damn loud. The lousy metal bleachers in the lower level made a thundering sound when stomped on. That place was alive.

That would actually be kind of awesome if done right.

Both Chewbacca and Yoda could speak properly the whole time. They like fucking with people.

Tattooine is actually Earth in the far, far future. They take a quick trip back there and find the Statue of Liberty half buried in the sand.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

you don’t?!